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keep drinking the koolaid, sheeple. . . apple's old tech will eventually catch up to the lte standard that will be two years old by the time the next gen iphone finally hits the streets. also, it will finally have a screen size that doesn't make it look like a toy. . .and i do mean toy. apple...

if this isn't a pressing issue, and you are so certain of the apple superiority, why threadcrap in a thread about android phones? clearly, apple fanbois are terribly insecure about paying a premium for old tech, so they continue posting in this thread. in fact, iirc, there WAS an apple thread...

azzuri crushed! wow, was not expecting that one. . . congrats to the spanish juggernaut. . .

envious of the minimum wage hipster schlepping me my caffeine, because he's got cr-apple devices? lol, never in a million years, but keep trying to justify overpaying for old tech. . . your insecurity is hilarious. . . keep posting--gold, jerry, gold!!!

fixed. lol. . . gold, jerry, gold!!!!

jealous of those dumb enough to overpay for old technology? lol, no. jealous of your self-identified 'elite' status? ohhh yesssss. . .i totally believe that ownership of a particular brand of obsolete tech devices has the power to do that. . .definitely. not a doubt in my mind. for sure...

voice activated commands is one thing. . .giving it a name and wanting people to have a relationship with it has the be the stupidest idea ever. i have never seen anyone actually use this in public. . .probably because all apple losers, uh, i mean apple users would be too ashamed to. i can...

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! lol, the finer things that just might, maybe, possibly, catch up to the screen size, lte speeds, and technology of my phone. . .next year! lol, keep dreamin' gold, jerry, gold!!!

lol, so the elite shop at winners now, eh? . . .duly noted. . .lmao

i'll be sure to think of your elite status the next time a hipster apple sheeple hands me my coffee, lol. . . 'elite'. . .roflcopter. . .

well, to be absolutely accurate, they are suspended from THAT school for one year. state law requires minors to receive an education, and that means they will be shunted to a diversion-type program for troublesome kids--so they'll get a socialization with more hardened kids for a year and then...

glad you're safe, and really hope for your sake it really was only water. . . people are stupid, end of story.

lol, no. at the end of the day, none of these items mean anything to me. a cellphone is a cellphone. a laptop is a laptop. a car is just a car. people who are silly enough to focus on material possessions instead of successful, meaningful relationships with family and friends have a very...

lol. . . please, please, please keep posting. keep diggin' the hole. . .lol gold, jerry, gold!

not sure why this is so mysterious to you, or 'funny'. . . clearly, according to the apple fanbois, anyone who hasn't drunk the koolaid is a 'hater', so ergo, anyone who finds the sheeple to be silly apparently are only one stripe, according to you. only in the simplistic apple-reductionist...

lol, noooooo. . .but those android phones are so big, and my apple phone is juuuust the right size, they can't make it larger! . . .i only predicted this last year, when the sheeple were bleating that a larger screen was somehow not an attractive feature. . .wrong then, and still wrong today...

the true comedy gold comes from the combination of both pretention and ignorance. . . . . .it's magical

lol, trying to draw an analogy between cr-apple products and rolls or bentley products is hilarious. please don't stop. . .lmfao.

exactly what i was thinking. . .

where can someone vote for "stupidly worded poll negates results"? put me down for that choice. . .