Real receipts? Nah. Fake receipts? Hell yeah!
Even when real receipts were used, they magically ballooned from US$179.84 to US$9,271.25, a 50x oopsies, tee hee!
The company was ordered to give millions of dollars of 'business' to another company owned by the founder (Patrick James), also they needed half a million dollars for a Celebrity Guest in 2025, because who doesn't these days?
The Board: "Do we really need 10 exotic cars?"
Patrick James: "Ten?!" (proceeds to buy seven more)
A half dozen properties including an NYC townhouse with $3mil in rent, jfc.
By the time First Brands (FRAM's parent company) filed for bankruptcy in September, it had just $12 mil US left in the bank... it's rumoured the founder over there made off with $700 million bucks.
"Prove it."
- Pat's lawyers.
Even when real receipts were used, they magically ballooned from US$179.84 to US$9,271.25, a 50x oopsies, tee hee!
The company was ordered to give millions of dollars of 'business' to another company owned by the founder (Patrick James), also they needed half a million dollars for a Celebrity Guest in 2025, because who doesn't these days?
The Board: "Do we really need 10 exotic cars?"
Patrick James: "Ten?!" (proceeds to buy seven more)
A half dozen properties including an NYC townhouse with $3mil in rent, jfc.
By the time First Brands (FRAM's parent company) filed for bankruptcy in September, it had just $12 mil US left in the bank... it's rumoured the founder over there made off with $700 million bucks.
"Prove it."
- Pat's lawyers.
