motorcyclist offers apology to D.U.M.B.

The thought of a bumper sticker may not be a bad idea. Get some made up that read "I TEXT WHILE DRIVING, I'M IMPORTANT" with the stickiest glue possible and start slapping them on the offenders cars. It would act as a safety device for all those around. I've often thought of this for the other important croud, the ones that have cars where the paint job is more expensive than the car and take the liberty of using multiple parking spaces to protect their paint.
 
It used to be easier to spot the idiots. The more hats in the rear window the more dangerous the driver. Then it was just the more nik naks in the rear window. Hivis gear is neat and all but if the idiots don't looking they still wont see you.
 
You know that there is a bunch of cagers that got super ****** when they read that. Ill bet that one dude who chewed me out after he drove into my lane would just loose it if he saw this, because you know according to him motorcycles should not exist let alone be on the road. Well he screamed that much louder then I could ever express in type.

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