Honestly none of the road-oriented “scramblers” do it for me.
It’s like Honda’s parallel twin cruisers. You have desecrated what it means to be a cruiser. Shame on your entire family.
Or Suzuki turning the V-Strom into a parallel twin and still having the audacity to call it a V-Strom. No. It’s not. It’s a P-Strom now, you’re just an ******* trying to take advantage of that the reputation that motor built.
Or when Ducati made a motorcycle without a trellis frame AND CALLED IT A MONSTER. How ******* dare you?
It’s the purist in me, I’m sorry. But I’m also not sorry, **** you. Make something new if you want to, but don’t sully the legacies of these good names.