Adrian's Garage Sale of a Bunch of Motorcycle Stuff You Probably Don't Need But Should Buy Anyway

I heard you guys buy motorcycle stuff so why not come have a look at mine?

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Mutazu Motorcycle Hard Case $60​

Do you make a point of being as cheap as humanly ******* possible? Well have I got the deal for you. Here's some cheap ass hard cases. Two mutazu hard cases for cruiser motorcycles. Never installed. That's right y'all, they're twins, their virgins, and they're yours if you want them. Yes, you've died and gone to heaven.

Roughly 5.5" wide, 17" long, and 10" deep
Comes with mounting brackets and wiring for signals. Needs a new set of locks ($10 on Amazon). Way better than (fake) leather grandpa bags. I'm not just saying that because I'm trying to sell you something. Okay maybe a little. Get a set of hard case touring bags on your motorcycle for under $75! Good deal no matter how you look at it right. Let's fuckin gooooooooo!!!



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Kawasaki Z900/RS Engine Guard / Slider $35​

Are you one of the seven people who bought a Z900RS, or just another loser on a Z900? Either way, I got the protection you need. Brand new, never installed, extra virgin engine guard slider things. Comes with all hardware. Stops your motor from getting scratched when stupid **** goes down, ORRRRR, comes up the damage from the stupid **** you already did. Perfect for when you're about to sell a motorcycle and don't want to say you dropped your ****. Also perfect if you haven't dropped your **** yet but you're about to. I was so lazy I just took screenshots and didn't even crop them. Who cares?

Buy it now before one of the other six people who bought this bike gets it first.

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2019 Harley-Davidson Sportster Iron 1200​

Want to feel cool even if you're old? Have I got the motorcycle for you. It's an Iron 1200. Even the name sounds bad ass. I put all kinds of parts and doo-dads on there that are really expensive, so you don't have to go through the spending money and sweating and cussing that comes from working on a Harley that I did for you. You're welcome. $9,000 certified and delivered to your door if you're too lazy or too much of a princess to get a trailer and do things yourself, $8,000 if you want to buy it as is where is like a man because you still have a set of balls. Guaranteed to make some 43 year old chick fresh out of a divorce at least consider letting you take her for a ride. You should definitely buy this.



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QuickJack 7000 TL used once, with box - $1850 Sold​

QuickJack TL7000.. this is the new version that can handle TRUCKS and SUVs, not the car version (5000), or the old version (7000 slx). This is their best product, retails new for $2900 plus tax at the Home Depot. Used once for a brake job and tire change on my f150. It turns out I don't like working on trucks, but don't worry, you will, as long as you have the QuickJack 7000TL. This baby is still under warranty but it will never break or fail because it's bad ass. I still have the boxes if you want them. Get this **** out of my garage.

Free tv stand $0 Sold​

Not much to say here. It's free and I once had sex with a girl named Jessica on her hands and knees on it like ten years ago. For that reason alone it's probably the greatest TV stand I've ever owned. Jessica if you're out there I miss you.

GIVI E26 top case $50 Sold​

GIVI Micro 2 26 liter E26 top case$50 - best price you'll findComes with mountain plate and hardware Perfect for motorcycles, scooters, e-bikes, whatever just buy it.

GIVI 21 liter side cases $125 Sold​

I know what you're thinking. But what about the side cases? No problem big dog, I gotchu.
You've seen these a million times. They're the absurdly common givi 21 liter side cases. Small. Crazy practical. Sticks out less far than your handlebar. Only selling because I have an embarassing amount of travel cases. Works great. You can basically fit a 2-4 of beer between these two cases. What more could you want in life? Buy them already wtf.

Vintage Steamer Trunk $50 Sold​

You're a hipster douche. You probably ride a Bonneville or a Sportster, like me, I ride both. But how are you going to let everyone know you're a top tier hipster douche if you don't have a ******* vintage steamer trunk? You're not. You lack credibility, unless you buy this trunk right now. How is this motorcycle related? Uh, you put motorcycle stuff in it. Duh. $50 don't stop get it get it.

Viking Bags Hard Shell Motorcycle Luggage $60​

You know what sucks? You take your one week off of vacation to go on a big motorcycle trip, and you have nowhere to put your ****. Well, you're welcome, I just saved your vacation, with this dusty ass bag. Used once. Has some garage dust but otherwise perfect. Great sissy bar bag or rear seat bag for your next adventure. Comes with all mounting gear. You can mount it with a sissy bar (back rest) if you'll be bringing a passenger, or mount it using the under the seat mount if you won't have a passenger with you. Not gonna lie, these gave me this bag for free like 10-15 years ago, but this company is hella greasy. Their bag is okay though, and comes with rain cover so it's $60 CAD or like $12 USD. Whatever. The only thing that sucks is it has a lot of separate pockets/sections. So many ******* sections. Whatever. Just buy it. It's $60.