Hilarious Kijiji Bike and Stuff Ads

[Joe Bass]

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Another good one: http://www.kijiji.ca/v-dirt-bikes-motocross/oshawa-durham-region/enduro-dooms-day-runner/1063236036

:lmao:

I didn't get the pics until I checked out the ad! So something I might do LOL! I like the bike, though. For about 1/3 the asking. ?

 

[CafeRay]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...6r/1064497826?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Selling my 04 Kawasaki zx6r with many upgrades. Has a D&D exhaust, billet mirror caps, steel braided brake lines, pazzo short levers, gillies adjustable rear sets, ohlins steering stabilizer,upgraded Monster energy gas cap and brake reservoir cap, custom rear tail lights, solo seat cover and passenger seat also available. Currently equipped with a sick innovations stunt cage and round bar for the tail along with solid rear pegs but the bike has never been stunted and the shape of it proves that. Bike was repainted a few years ago with a custom green and black scheme.

 

[CafeRay]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...ke/1064767717?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

I hate when they put these sexy models sprawled all over the bike.

 

[Roomie]

8 grand :lmao:

 

[Iceman]

Holy crap! 8 grand! How delusional can one man be?
Edit: completely forgot the " honey I know the 2nd baby's almost here, the bike IS for sale.."

 

[I82l8]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/city-of-toronto/yamaha-bike-for-sell/1064804482

I Just dont want my Boyfriend to Ride it anymore

:lmao:

 

[CafeRay]

Holy crap! 8 grand! How delusional can one man be?
Edit: completely forgot the " honey I know the 2nd baby's almost here, the bike IS for sale.."

He wore his cleanest jeans.

 

[CafeRay]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/city-of-toronto/yamaha-bike-for-sell/1064804482
:lmao:

Kilometers - NOT SURE , Have To Check the papers.....

I'm guessing its not 100km.

 

[Kramminn]

clearly the GF wears the pants in the relationship LOL... WIPPPED!!!

 

[Iceman]

He wore his cleanest jeans.

Good for him, cause I nearly s$&t mine!

 

[I82l8]

WTF is he selling: http://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruis...ool-bike-fast-as-hell-loud-as-hell/1065084267

It's a cruiser...no wait...it's a scooter...or maybe a bicycle...no no we got it all wrong...it's a van

 

[hedo2002]

Package deal?? throw both the bike and scooter in the van...lol maybe that is why a 1976 bike has 007 km's on it. Which is pretty good given 1976 they were in MILES..lol

WTF is he selling: http://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruis...ool-bike-fast-as-hell-loud-as-hell/1065084267

It's a cruiser...no wait...it's a scooter...or maybe a bicycle...no no we got it all wrong...it's a van

 

[miggs]

WTF is he selling: http://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruis...ool-bike-fast-as-hell-loud-as-hell/1065084267

It's a cruiser...no wait...it's a scooter...or maybe a bicycle...no no we got it all wrong...it's a van

Sweet "ingraving"!...

 

[spray____]

Sweet "ingraving"!...

You "no" what to do

 

[Joe Bass]

You "no" what to do

And "crome".

 

[Roomie]

And "crome".

That ish is rare yo!

 

[CafeRay]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/city-of-toronto/honda-cx500-cafe-racer/1065048722

I threw up in my mouth..and It's only $5800. Who knew you could get baby blue exhaust wrap.

 

[TwistedKestrel]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/city-of-toronto/honda-cx500-cafe-racer/1065048722

I threw up in my mouth..and It's only $5800. Who knew you could get baby blue exhaust wrap.

That looks like a project that ran out of money. Also the CX500 had a twin shock setup on the rear originally, and it looks like they've converted it to a monoshock... using the original swingarm. I'm not sure that's kosher

 

[CafeRay]

He claims it's safety certified, I doubt that.

There was actually a really nice one for sale last month for $2500, sold quickly.

 

[joe.bielski]

ZOMG, this stuff is GOLDEN!!! "Poppin wheelies and droppin bikinis"

(I just hope no one see's my ad up there )

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