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Matt Rain said:
lololol, what a turbodoucher

2001 DUCATI 750 SS Half Fairing (efi)

Retail Low: $3,068.00 Retail High: $3,744.00​
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"After 'unveiling' price will be higher. "

I can see this is a DeVry marketing graduate. don't sell the steak, sell the sizzle.

Offer to trade a 2002 Ninja 250
 
This guy should get together with 750SS guy...

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...ne/1062874255?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true


Well this is not your average cbr 600rr.
Testing the waters with this.
This bike is set up like the pros.
I will not sell this bike to a Newbie rider.
Very dangerous HP & Torque for a rider who is still learning.
Must show me a M2 or M.
Sorry but I don't something to happen to a newbie due to my bike.

First off this CBR has full Ohlins Suspension. Over $4,000 alone!
Front FGK-204 30mm Cartridge.
Rear HO-889. TTX rear shock
Handles like nothing you have felt before.

Second, the Engine has been professionally build.
Over $4,500 to make this CBR 600 Beyond any other on the Legal Roads.
Ported Heads, Thiner Head Gaskets, Valve Springs, Web Cams, New Injectors.
Rad Flush, NGK 9C Spark plugs.

Bazzaz Performance & Full Exhasut System $2,000
Z-Fi fuel controller & Z-Bomb Timing Retard Calibrator & Upgraded European Sprocks!!
AND LASTLY Full Yoshimura Exhaust System THIS IS NOT A SLIP ON.

The Xtra Goodies are...
Stainless Steel Braided Brake Lines, ASV Short Levers, Fender Eliminator Kit
LED Signals, Intergrated Tail, Under Mount Plate
Audi style front LED around air intake, both side fender LED ligihts.

*Please Note*
This Engine build was done @ 24,500kms that was only 1500 kms ago.
Engine was build In Jan/Feb 2015. The Ohlins Suspension was Sept/2014
Took it out this year to see the improvment and its INTENSE!!
So since the engine was just build, it is like a brand engine/bike.
You will not find a CBR 600 like this out there.
One of Kind is putting it mildly.

Testing the waters.
Serious machine for a serious rider.

Don't bother with low ball offers.
No dreamers, dealers, and/or tire kickers.

Ohlins suspension alone over 4K $$$
Engine Upgrades over 4K $$$
Plus Full exhaust system and Bazzaz and Dnyo @ 2K.
Plus the Xtra goodies I listed above.
Plenty of Cheaper CBR's out there, this is for a REAL rider.

Also bike comes with Two New Power 2CT's, KN Oil Filter, Motul Oil and Air filter just done.
Not to mention a new clutch was installed!!
Yea add that money up be4 contacting me, dont waste your own time dreaming. Save your allowance!! :)

The bike was properly tested and was clocked @ 296Kph.
So yes Near Isle of Man Upgrades!!
There is a few more VERY expensive things that can be done to the engine to Get u well over 300kph.
I dont have the time or the money to complete those final touches.
The Ohlins suspension will need to be adjusted for the new riders weight!!

Reminds me of this...

[video=youtube;P-NgeXl-PPA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-NgeXl-PPA[/video]
 
Wow.

As soon as I see "testing the waters" or "throwing out feelers", I stop reading. It translates to "I'm acting hard to convince you this bike is so amazing that I don't really want to sell it." If it wasn't for sale, it wouldn't be in the for sale section.

Guy spent 8k+ on a bike that wasn't worth 8k. Stoopid.
 
Another good one: http://www.kijiji.ca/v-dirt-bikes-motocross/oshawa-durham-region/enduro-dooms-day-runner/1063236036

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if i like you i may be a little flexable
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:lmao:
 
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...ke/1045938768?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

FZR 600cc sport bike ....red and white colours ....muzzy race pipe and traksport slipper clutch ....great little machine ...lots of fun to ride ...beautiful sound from that pipe ,slipper clutch helps on the shifting .....bike is in storage ...has been for past 5 yrs ...not ridden or started ....however it was put away running ...and anybody who knows about getting a bike going again after storage ,should have no problem .....at present body work is off ,battery is out ,as that is what's required to get it going anyways .....can put back together again to make it look complete ....however at this sale price I will not be getting it running ......(needs cleaning out and battery)....so bike is sold as is ...it runs ....I just didn't ride it ....I have a Vmax also ...which also is up for sale :).
Machine is good .....if I spend time and get a new battery and get it running i would ask $2000. But I'm not ...I have not the time to do that .....

It's a good bike ...not a piece of junk ....
 
hedo2002 said:
I guess Mighty Mike did get a SLOW 600 I guess he realized that nothing under a litre bike will work for a "man" like him..lmao
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I wish you could send all the idiots who talk like that to their own little island. Gangsta gangsta yo!

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