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[TO Bandit]

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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-motorcycle-p...em/1077039192?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Bought for a friend. But we're not friends anymore after the paternity test.

 

[Old Suzy]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-motorcycle-p...em/1077039192?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Bought for a friend. But we're not friends anymore after the paternity test.

Apparently they were more than just friends

 

[ANDRASTA]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...r6/1077534243?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...16/1076780144?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

[Iceman]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...r6/1077534243?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...16/1076780144?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Price is ridiculous. But I love the orange/black on the 09 r6.

 

[I82l8]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruis...m-region/piece-o-crap-honda-shadow/1080409767

:lmao:

 

[Tripletrouble]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruis...le/1080209966?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
Too much power!!!

 

[TwistedKestrel]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruis...le/1080209966?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
Too much power!!!

Post that on a UK forum for a reaction... you could probably easily score one there for like 1/4 of that

 

[Tripletrouble]

Post that on a UK forum for a reaction... you could probably easily score one there for like 1/4 of that

Even here they go for about $2500/3000 for a Sprint or Trophy which are higher spec, though that one is low mileage.

 

[Blackfin]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruis...le/1080209966?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
Too much power!!!

At 100HP it could be argued that a "new rider" might want to look elsewhere

Off topic: I don't understand how a common motorcycle could be over 20 years old and have only 5000KMs on it. Pretty sure I've put that much on my bike since I took it out in the spring. 5000KMs in 20 years is just 250kms per season. Or maybe it was ridden 5000kms in two years then put away for 18... Either way, I don't get it.

 

[helloworld]

maybe it flipped the mileage counter and its really a full 105000km
My 6R i'm building has only *90km on it... ))

 

[mudmojo]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-dirt-bikes-m...go/1080769194?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Bike is spectacular - wife is not

:lmao:

 

[spray____]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-dirt-bikes-m...go/1080769194?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Bike is spectacular - wife is not

:lmao:

He needs to look up that word. I don't think it means what he thinks it means....


in·vest
inˈvest/
verb
past tense: invested; past participle: invested

• expend money with the expectation of achieving a profit or material result by putting it into financial schemes, shares, or property, or by using it to develop a commercial venture.
  
  

 

[TO Bandit]

That guy does not have his priorities straight. I'd tell her that she can go any time she pleases.

 

[miggs]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-motorcycle-p...ur/1081183471?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Down in the lot, or down A LOT?...

 

[miggs]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...km/1080977825?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

New "rotters" and many power "made" for less power.

....special award for THE MOST keywords I've ever seen in an ad.

 

[Sukiyaki]

How could you forget the picture?
Why is the electric guitar relevant?


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I'll only buy it if he plays me a sick version of 'Stairway To Heaven' on that totally bitchin' axe...

 

[CafeRay]

Apparently they were more than just friends

..with benefits.

 

[Matt Rain]

How could you forget the picture?
Why is the electric guitar relevant?


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He's selling you a lifestyle.

 

[TO Bandit]

Someone getting punked, I think.

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/mcy/5090276561.html

 

[nfq]

Someone getting punked, I think.

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/mcy/5090276561.html

For sure.

Says to call Marco, but the phone number belongs to a Stefanie.

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