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CafeRay said:
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/city-of-toronto/honda-cx500-cafe-racer/1065048722

I threw up in my mouth..and It's only $5800. Who knew you could get baby blue exhaust wrap.

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What's with the no rear fender trend? Dirty stripe up your back cool these days?
 
TwistedKestrel said:
That looks like a project that ran out of money. Also the CX500 had a twin shock setup on the rear originally, and it looks like they've converted it to a monoshock... using the original swingarm. I'm not sure that's kosher
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The sad part .. is ... that someone will still buy it .....
 
Iceman said:
What's with the no rear fender trend? Dirty stripe up your back cool these days?
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I'm pretty sure a fender is a requirement by law, like reflectors.. but are not enforced.. ?
 
kiwi said:
I'm pretty sure a fender is a requirement by law, like reflectors.. but are not enforced.. ?
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you guys are all clearly blind... that bentass license plate (I think that's what it is :) ) is doubling as a fender... DUHHH!!!!!
 
People pull the "ugly" fenders off sportbikes all the time. Why is it a big deal on a cruiser?
 
unL33T said:
People pull the "ugly" fenders off sportbikes all the time. Why is it a big deal on a cruiser?
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because sportbikes still have a tail section to prevent spray from hitting the rider. This poor Cx will spray the back of your helmet and run water down your back.

Imagine slipping back on that seat.. process your nads to goo faster than you can say, "Will it Blend?"
 
CafeRay said:
because sportbikes still have a tail section to prevent spray from hitting the rider. This poor Cx will spray the back of your helmet and run water down your back.

Imagine slipping back on that seat.. process your nads to goo faster than you can say, "Will it Blend?"
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I've seen a video of that happening on a lowered and stretched Busa a couple years ago but it was a girl and she seemed surprisingly ok. I guess because they were going slow. Rear tire locked up, though.
 
unL33T said:
I've seen a video of that happening on a lowered and stretched Busa a couple years ago but it was a girl and she seemed surprisingly ok. I guess because they were going slow. Rear tire locked up, though.
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I remember seeing it, and it stuck with me

[video=youtube;e9Rydf0qFFs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Rydf0qFFs[/video]
 
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unL33T said:
I've seen a video of that happening on a lowered and stretched Busa a couple years ago but it was a girl and she seemed surprisingly ok.
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If she wasn't a girl before that..she certainly was after.

These chopped bikes are just about aesthetics, they remove and chop a bunch of stuff off that makes it someone's artistic ideal, but not really a motorcycle any more. This is why I hate BikeExif and Chris Hunter and this hipster ideal.
I'm not the only one...
This is pretty hilarious:

https://vimeo.com/115733204'
 
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