You crave a croissant and end up with bread dough in the shape of a croissant. Kaiser buns made from generic bread dough. Egg rolls made with cabbage instead of bean sprouts. Eccles cakes made with apple instead of currants.
What exactly goes into coffee whitener? Latex paint?
Some stuff is legit but where have our taste buds gone? There are hundreds of varieties of carrots but the ones we get might as well be made from dyed tree branches.
Boneless chicken or tasteless chicken?
They've created a gloop that can be mixed with meat off-cuts that glues them together into what looks like a whole chunk of meat. Stew beef can be reprocessed into roasts and steaks. Yum.
Rant over, not looking forward to lunch.
Edit: Add butter tarts that don't dribble down your chin.
What exactly goes into coffee whitener? Latex paint?
Some stuff is legit but where have our taste buds gone? There are hundreds of varieties of carrots but the ones we get might as well be made from dyed tree branches.
Boneless chicken or tasteless chicken?
They've created a gloop that can be mixed with meat off-cuts that glues them together into what looks like a whole chunk of meat. Stew beef can be reprocessed into roasts and steaks. Yum.
Rant over, not looking forward to lunch.
Edit: Add butter tarts that don't dribble down your chin.
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