Trying to picture this happen....

[Pocket]

lol @ a 48 page thread!!
Btw that .gif is jokes i gotta save it

[dizzy929]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH WOW

I'm still wipping the tears away I was laughing so hard!

IF this is true, that is possibly the most embarrassing **** that could happen to a guy. No pun intended.

"Do you think I should let things cool of an call an apologize?" lololol I think you've done enough buddy lollolololol

But seriously If i was forced to drop the turds in the bath tub I would have picked em up with tp an dropped it in the toilette. But Who TF takes a **** in some ones bath tub in the first place

Either this guy is fricken KING KONG or the girl has a one small toilette. If he really couldn't manipulate his goods in to the bowl. He was better off taken the dump and peeing all over her floor. Not doing the whole deal in the girls bath tub!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kri$han]

i think the story is trolling, but hey... whatever entertains. Its Friday

[FiReSTaRT]

Yeah but what's the deal with friggin' pee bottles?!

[nywing]

Omg that gif waaahahahahahaaaa

[Flashmonkey]

Yeah but what's the deal with friggin' pee bottles?!

The worst part of this whole situation is that he speaks of them as if they were some normal, everyday device that he totes around in his bag...possibly beside his lunch.

That and he can't seem to do a #1 and #2 at the same time without failing to epic proportions.

[paulf2k]

First, i have to thank the OP for this amazing submission! Everyone at the office is dying of laughter

And a huge thanks goes to Georgy for that GIF cuz i am in tears right now watching it!

my favourite part was "as i was leaving i heard a scream and i sprinted out of there swearing at myself" HAHAHAHA

[daught]

Pee bottle?! What and why?

[toybm]

This is truely hilarious, I'm trying to catch my breath

BodyBuilding .com proves to be an entertaining site once again, there are some very funny posts on there.

[gixxer_flexx]

Wow. Epitomy of stupidity. Just bend your cack downwards and piss.... slightly uncomfortable but all that coulda been avoided. WOW.. lol.

I kinda cant really beilive this story though..like SERIOUSLY? he missed the toilet? are you kidding me...like i doubt he missed the ****ing toilet.

COLOSSAL....failiure.

[dizzy929]

wow. Epitomy of stupidity. Just bend your cack downwards and piss.... Slightly uncomfortable but all that coulda been avoided. Wow.. Lol.

I kinda cant really beilive this story though..like seriously? He missed the toilet? Are you kidding me...like i doubt he missed the ****ing toilet.

Colossal epic....failiure.

fixed!!

[homme de fer]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm friggin crying!!!

Georgy, you did it, you won the Internet! Post of the year, thread of the decade.

[fastar1]

LMAO

I've been in a similar situation but not THAT bad. I had to go but I don't like going in other peoples bathrooms, especially when it's a girl that you like. I almost crapped myself trying to hold it then I finally ran into the bathroom. I blamed the indian food we had for lunch.

There's a clinical term for that, it's called 'anal retentive'.

Fact.

[mazdubb]

If that happened to me I'd grab a fist full of TP and mummify the end of my unit with it. Then just let it go and let the TP absorb it in.

[hondacbrf3]

This thread is reached world wide status.....

[AirForce]

some people do. havent you seen manswers

[knowledge]

This is amazing.

That and he can't seem to do a #1 and #2 at the same time without failing to epic proportions.

That's 'cause he probably isn't cursed with the asian length...I can do both just fine

[WoBblyCaT]

Dunno why this guy is hung up on his pee bottle. Poo box FTW!!!!!!

[Edders]

Dunno why this guy is hung up on his pee bottle. Poo box FTW!!!!!!

Yeah, like why would having his pee bottle help him in that situation?

And what's with the people over there calling each other "brah"? Calling someone "brah" sounds annoying and just makes you look like a loser. Anyone who calls me "brah" will get smacked like a *****.

[Jlin]

Yeah, like why would having his pee bottle help him in that situation?

And what's with the people over there calling each other "brah"? Calling someone "brah" sounds annoying and just makes you look like a loser. Anyone who calls me "brah" will get smacked like a *****.

that way he can pee in the pee bottle with his pee pee hanging outside the toilet so he can sit down and **** at the same time.