Hahaha...both were awesome. I've just spent 10 minutes trying to find my favourite article (it had something to do with Obama's plan for going green), but I give up. In lieu of that article: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXb3dzNLebk
There's this theory that certain people (rhymes with shmanka) are trying to suppress certain people (rhymes with shmknowledge) from dangling participles. But the real answer to that question is that while I've read up on most of the more controversial stuff, I'm still undecided. I haven't picked up a conspiracy book in a couple of years, though - philosophy's really been doing it for me. How about you?
Unleashing another participle, I awaited anka's reply. Take that!