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Joke of the day

Did you guys hear about the cheese factory that exploded in Quebec?

All that was left was debrie.
 
CAN ADMINS OF THIS SITE DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON

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Wynne, Trump and Putin meet in Hell and are having a drink together. \

They all make a call after dinner using the special red phone.

The devil tells them it is for calling home is expensive. Putin calls Moscow and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.

Next Donald Trump calls the U.S. and talks for 30 minutes. When he's finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Trump writes him a cheque.


Finally Kathleen Wynn gets her turn and calls Ontario for 4 hours. When she's finished, the devil informed her that there would be no charge and feel free to call Ontario anytime.

Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the devil why Kathleen Wynn got to call Ontario for free. The devil replied, "Since Kathleen Wynn became Premier of Ontario, the province has gone to hell, her call was local."
 

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