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Joke of the day

I recommend posting the youtube video directly. I don't like giving these other sites my traffic just so I can watch a vid posted elsewhere.
 
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One evening, after an awesome relaxing day's ride through the countryside, a newly married guy gets home and finds his bride in a foul mood. She reams him out about being insensitive to her feelings and tells him he has to sell his bike.
"Crap! You sound like my ex-wife," he says.
"What? You told me you have never been married before," she cries.
"I haven't," he responded.
 
Jimbob: I have trouble concentrating. I think I have 80HD.

Bobbysue: I think you mean ADHD.

Jimbob: Are you stupid? That's the band that sings Hells Bells!
 
One evening, after an awesome relaxing day's ride through the countryside, a newly married guy gets home and finds his bride in a foul mood. She reams him out about being insensitive to her feelings and tells him he has to sell his bike.
"Crap! You sound like my ex-wife," he says.
"What? You told me you were never married before," she cries.
"I wasn't" he responded.

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Good deal on a v rod.

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I was at a party and i lost my watch then i saw a guy standing on it while sexually harrassing a woman so i punched him right in the nose and told him "not on my watch"
 
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At a recent interview of mine:

Interviewer: What would you consider to be your weaknesses and strengths?

Me: Well my main weakness would be my issue with reality, telling what's real from what's not.

Interviewer: And your strengths?

Me: I'm Batman.
 
My last job interview:

Interviewer: What would you consider to be your main weakness?

Me: It would be that I'm very honest.

Interviewer: That's not a weakness, I think it's a great strength.

Me: I don't give a fock about what you think!
 
My last job interview:

Interviewer: What would you consider to be your main weakness?

Me: It would be that I'm very honest.

Interviewer: That's not a weakness, I think it's a great strength.

Me: I don't give a fock about what you think!
Good one Mr Chicken... Good one.
Looking at your avatar makes me feel like some KFC
 
Old guy moves into the neighborhood and knocks on all the neighbors' doors informing them that he's a registered sex offender. One of them checked the list, couldn't find his name, and asked him about it. "Oh yeah, I'm not really a sex offender, but this keeps the neighbors' kids off my lawn and out of my yard."
 
Race with a Harley

I raced a Harley today and after some really hard riding I managed
to PASS the guy. I was riding on one of those really, really
twisting sections of mountain road with no straight sections to
speak of and where most of the bends have warning signs that
say "MAX SPEED 50 KPH".

I knew if I was going to pass one of those monsters with those
big-cubic-inch motors, it would have to be a place like this where
handling and rider skill are more important than horsepower alone.

I saw the guy up ahead as I exited one of the turns and knew I could
catch him, but it wouldn't be easy. I concentrated on my braking and
cornering. Three corners later, I was on his mudguard. Catching him
was one thing; passing him would prove to be another.

Two corners later, I pulled up next to him as we sailed down the
mountain. I think he was shocked to see me next to him, as I nearly
got by him before he could recover. Next corner, same thing. I'd
manage to pull up next to him as we started to enter the corners but
when we came out he'd get on the throttle and out-power me. His
horsepower was almost too much to overcome, but this only made me
more determined than ever.

My only hope was to out-brake him. I held off squeezing the lever
until the last instant. I kept my nerve while he lost his. In an
instant I was by him. Corner after corner, I could hear the roar of
his engine as he struggled to keep up. Three more miles to go before
the road straightens out and he would pass me for good.

But now I was in the lead and he would no longer hold me back. I
stretched out my lead and by the time we reached the bottom of the
canyon, he was more than a full corner behind. I could no longer see
him in my rear-view mirror.

Once the road did straighten out, it seemed like it took miles
before he passed me, but it was probably just a few hundred yards. I
was no match for that kind of horsepower, but it was done. In the
tightest section of road, where bravery and skill count for more
than horsepower and deep pockets, I had passed him. Though it was
not easy, I had won the race to the bottom of the mountain and I had
preserved the proud tradition of one of the best bits of Brit iron.

I will always remember that moment. I don't think I've ever pedaled
so hard in my life. And, some of the credit must go to Raleigh
cycles, as well. They really make a great bicycle...
 
FIReSTaRT
not a Harley basher but I liked this one.
 
As pro cyclist I like that joke too. BTW I'm pro cyclist not a pro cyclist in case of confusion.
 
As pro cyclist I like that joke too. BTW I'm pro cyclist not a pro cyclist in case of confusion.

Amateurs. :agave: Humph.
 

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