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401 overhead highway signs you'd like to see....

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Topic is self explanatory.

Was on the 401 yesterday...some dolt sitting in the middle lane in a Prius doing about 70KPH. Completely oblivious.

So here's my contribution.






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Not the 401.A few years ago in Waterloo as the university students were moving into town,students hung a huge sign from the biggest bridge. "Dear parents.Thank you for the virgins"
 
"Put the phone away. Yes, we can see you"

"Is that food good?. Yes, we can you"

"fill in blank. Yes, we can see you"
 
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"Put the phone away. Yes, we can see you"

Haha, they could even customize that one for better effect.

Put the phone away. Yes, we can see you in the beige car.

Put the phone away. Yes, we can see you in the BMW.

Put the phone away. Yes, we can see you in the Mercedes.

Put the phone away. Yes, we can see you in the SUV.
 
Haha, they could even customize that one for better effect.

Put the phone away. Yes, we can see you in the beige car.

Put the phone away. Yes, we can see you in the BMW.

Put the phone away. Yes, we can see you in the Mercedes.

Put the phone away. Yes, we can see you in the SUV.

Oh, I like that idea. Just keep rotating them and guaranteed to hit more then one.
 
Not the 401.A few years ago in Waterloo as the university students were moving into town,students hung a huge sign from the biggest bridge. "Dear parents.Thank you for the virgins"

same out this way, Queens
when the No Means No! campaign began - early 90's

engineering students hung up their own signs


“No Means Harder”, “No Means More Beer”, and “No Means Down on Your Knees, B....”

at the time I thought it was offensive, but a little bit amusing
as my daughter is now at Uni....not so much

 
“The little stick on your steering wheel operates indicator lights that tell other drivers your intentions regarding lane changes....try using them”

”If you’re too timid to drive at around the speed limit or traffic flow consider selling your car and buying a skateboard”

”Do you know what a passing lane is? Are you passing anything now?”

”The objects with highly reflective surfaces that you see on your vehicle are called mirrors. Consider using them to see if what you’re about to do is dangerous to other vehicles around you”.

”Contrary to popular opinion other drivers are not telepathic and do not know what you’re about to do unless you give them fair warning”.
 
Express Lanes moving well beyond next junction
Collector Lanes moving well beyond next junction
 

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