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The 9 sportbike riders u will meet

^^now that's some funny ****.

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And let's not forget the morbidly obsese senior citizen on the Hayabusa with a %$#@ Off! sticker on his rear fender.

This vertcially challenged, grossly overweight specimen overcompensates for his fear and resentment of pending senility, being hung like a bee and a lifetime of being the shortest person in the room by riding a the biggest bike he can still touch ground on. Just so that he's impossible to miss as he's bullying his way through traffic, or pushing you out of your parking space, his bike is colour of morning after jello shot vomit and his sticker makes sure he leaves an unforgettable impression as he's slapping your rearview mirror.

This species is on the endangered list, however, as they are susceptible to prematurely shortened lifespans caused by hypertension, diabetes, or a combination of traumatic shock and suffocation from sudden fecal incontinence in a too-tight one-piece.
 
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And let's not forget the morbidly obsese senior citizen on the Hayabusa with a %$#@ Off! sticker on his rear fender.

This vertcially challenged, grossly overweight specimen overcompensates for his fear and resentment of pending senility, being hung like a bee and a lifetime of being the shortest person in the room by riding a the biggest bike he can still touch ground on. Just so that he's impossible to miss as he's bullying his way through traffic, or pushing you out of your parking space, his bike is colour of morning after jello shot vomit and his sticker makes sure he leaves an unforgettable impression as he's slapping your rearview mirror.

This species is on the endangered list, however, as they are susceptible to prematurely shortened lifespans caused by hypertension, diabetes, or a combination of traumatic shock and suffocation from sudden fecal incontinence in a too-tight one-piece.
 

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