Hilarious Kijiji Bike and Stuff Ads

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CafeRay

Well-known member

• Mar 31, 2015

• #41

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"Bike was very well taken care off we named it bumble bee. Bike is road ready. Price will increase as we get close to summer."

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...6r/1061079956?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

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CafeRay

Well-known member

• Mar 31, 2015

• #42

Selling hyosung gt 250r
low kms
cheap insurance
3100 obo
bike is red/black dont got picture right now

 

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Mina

Well-known member

Site Supporter

• Mar 31, 2015

• #43

Poser level: 100

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-motorcycle-p...it/1055434149?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

Roomie

Banned

• Mar 31, 2015

• #44

A rossi respol suit. Cool. Wtf?

 

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CafeRay

Well-known member

• Mar 31, 2015

• #45

Mina said:

Poser level: 100

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-motorcycle-p...it/1055434149?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

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That's actually off scale.

 

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inreb

Well-known member

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• Mar 31, 2015

• #46

CafeRay said:

That's actually off scale.

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Who are we to judge?

 

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CafeRay

Well-known member

• Mar 31, 2015

• #47

inreb said:

Who are we to judge?

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It would have been infinite if it was a CBR250R.

 

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CafeRay

Well-known member

• Mar 31, 2015

• #48

Ducati helmet, size lager.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-motorcycle-other/owen-sound/ducati/1061144667?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

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CafeRay

Well-known member

• Apr 1, 2015

• #49

"education is more important than dope choppers right now."

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruis...er/1061356003?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

DECIMIS

Well-known member

• Apr 4, 2015

• #50

Came across this unfortunate posting...

2014 Ninja 300 SE non-abs

"I plan on getting rid of my bike because i do not like motorcycles. I am a car guy and this was an impulse buy. I bought this with finance so i bought it for over $9000."

"Non-ABS because if you ask any rider they would suggest you dont get ABS for reasons they will explain "

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/city-of-toronto/2014-kawasaki-ninja-300-se-non-abs-basically-brand-new/1062025608?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

Matt Rain

Well-known member

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• Apr 4, 2015

• #51

$9k for a 300cc starter bike is just embarrassing. That's one reason I'll prolly never buy new - dealers pressure you into financing. Cash is garbage to them.


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videosilva

New member

• Apr 4, 2015

• #52

Why go to Kijji when you get get one hell of a laugh right here on the GTA forum for sale section.

 

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CafeRay

Well-known member

• Apr 4, 2015

• #53

DECIMIS said:

Came across this unfortunate posting...

2014 Ninja 300 SE non-abs

"I plan on getting rid of my bike because i do not like motorcycles. I am a car guy and this was an impulse buy. I bought this with finance so i bought it for over $9000."

"Non-ABS because if you ask any rider they would suggest you dont get ABS for reasons they will explain "

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/city-of-toronto/2014-kawasaki-ninja-300-se-non-abs-basically-brand-new/1062025608?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

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Don't these idiots look at ads in kijiji? Dealers are selling new 2014 SEs for $4800.

 

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CafeRay

Well-known member

• Apr 5, 2015

• #54

"Missing some parts"

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details...ts&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=email_alerts

 

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TO Bandit

Well-known member

Site Supporter

• Apr 5, 2015

• #55

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-other-clothi...ar/1062036856?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Selling the ex's motorcycle stuff. He needed the armour as he was a wuss. Also, he didn't actually have a bike.....

 

Roomie

Banned

• Apr 5, 2015

• #56

TO Bandit said:

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-other-clothi...ar/1062036856?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Selling the ex's motorcycle stuff. He needed the armour as he was a wuss. Also, he didn't actually have a bike.....

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Now that right there is funny :lmao:

 

-JERICHO-

Well-known member

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• Apr 5, 2015

• #57

TO Bandit said:

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-other-clothi...ar/1062036856?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Selling the ex's motorcycle stuff. He needed the armour as he was a wuss. Also, he didn't actually have a bike.....

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Not having a bike and owning a race suit.. maybe he did track days or something.. or he just didn't tell her about the bike he hid at his buddy house.. lol

 

Joe Bass

*probably eating right now*

Site Supporter

• Apr 5, 2015

• #58

-JERICHO- said:

Not having a bike and owning a race suit.. maybe he did track days or something.. or he just didn't tell her about the bike he hid at his GIRLFRIEND'S house.. lol

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Fixed it for ya ?

 

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CafeRay

Well-known member

• Apr 7, 2015

• #59

Coming soon...early offers over 5 grand considered.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...on/1062081714?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

Matt Rain

Well-known member

Site Supporter

• Apr 7, 2015

• #60

CafeRay said:

Coming soon...early offers over 5 grand considered.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...on/1062081714?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

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lololol, what a turbodoucher

2001 DUCATI 750 SS Half Fairing (efi)

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