Hilarious Kijiji Bike and Stuff Ads

Matt Rain · Jul 17, 2015

Skulls are always a tasteful touch.

Blackfin · Jul 17, 2015

FLSTC said:
I learn something new every day...
A mode - Full Power (not withstanding the existing timing retardation programmed into the ECU for the first three gears and the top of 6th gear)

B mode - Reduced Power until full throttle is used, then full power, same as A mode. Basically it softens the "hit" but doesn't peak any different than Mode A. This would be difficult to illustrate on a dyno graph because it is throttle dependent.

C mode - Reduced Power, regardless of throttle opening or rpm.

http://www.sportbikes.net/forums/su...5-suzukis-s-dms-engine-management-system.html

Thanks for that. Me too. I didn't know 2008 GSXRs had "modes." Cool.

unL33T · Jul 17, 2015

Those are some hideous decals on the Hyabusa.

TwistedKestrel · Jul 17, 2015

unL33T said:
Those are some hideous decals on the Hyabusa.

It still gets a few hundred points for having the stock swingarm and not being lowered

CafeRay · Jul 17, 2015

unL33T said:
Those are some hideous decals on the Hyabusa.

The point of a 'busa is MORE.

suzuki2000 · Jul 17, 2015

Dirty Frank said:
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...00/1087684380?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

CafeRay said:
kinda typical style for Hayabusas.

That bike has a lot going on there. Price is ridiculous. Mine has 1/2 the mileage, way cleaner and almost 1/2 the $

Two50noob · Jul 24, 2015

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...le/1089416679?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Kinda made me lol.

nfq · Jul 24, 2015

Two50noob said:
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...le/1089416679?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Kinda made me lol.

Well that's new.

I wonder what mode on the Yamaha makes it do that?

Sukiyaki · Jul 24, 2015

Two50noob said:
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...le/1089416679?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Kinda made me lol.

They're still getting used to this interwebs thing in ol' Oshweken...

Sukiyaki · Jul 24, 2015

Dirty Frank said:
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...00/1087684380?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Hung like a bee. Mom still does laundry.

kiwi · Jul 27, 2015

lol.. An IRON MAN Kawi er6N

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...6n/1089887866?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

nfq · Jul 27, 2015

kiwi said:
lol.. An IRON MAN Kawi er6N

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...6n/1089887866?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Haha, that's not too shabby really.
He should remove all the vinyl wrap and sell it stock.

CafeRay · Jul 27, 2015

nfq said:
Well that's new.

I wonder what mode on the Yamaha makes it do that?

Australian Import.

unL33T · Jul 27, 2015

My Android does this sometimes, too. Displays on the phone fine but is upside down on PC and anywhere else.

spray____ · Sep 11, 2015

I might have picked a different photo

https://www.donedeal.ie/motorbikes-for-sale/yamaha-ybr-125/10362683

unL33T · Sep 11, 2015

spray____ said:
I might have picked a different photo

https://www.donedeal.ie/motorbikes-for-sale/yamaha-ybr-125/10362683

I saw an ad on Kijiji the other day for some kind of "learner" bike and the guy had a pic of his wife standing beside it after a wipe out. One pant leg completely torn off, leg and forearm with huge bleeding scratches on them, lol.

Maybe I can find it in my history.

unL33T · Sep 11, 2015

Found it. Bike looks to be ok but she's hurting a bit.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...cc/1101411762?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

basmn · Sep 25, 2015

now that's @#$%$# funny LOL LOL LOL

DejaVu · Oct 29, 2015

This doesn't *look* like a typo:

"Honda's innovative NC700X, is a distinct, practical, efficient and affordable 190 horsepower ride with 9-second quarter-miles!"

http://www.autotrader.ca/a/Honda/NC...les_atvs&ursrc=pl&urp=1&urm=1&showcpo=ShowCPO

Old Suzy · Oct 29, 2015

DejaVu said:
This doesn't *look* like a typo:

"Honda's innovative NC700X, is a distinct, practical, efficient and affordable 190 horsepower ride with 9-second quarter-miles!"

http://www.autotrader.ca/a/Honda/NC...les_atvs&ursrc=pl&urp=1&urm=1&showcpo=ShowCPO

It's a 9 second quarter Miles. Could be true but I'm still not convinced about the 190hp. Car guys selling stuff they don't know anything about.

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