19 second quarter mile and 19 hp would be closer
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Hilarious Kijiji Bike and Stuff Ads
- Thread starter CafeRay
- Start date
You're right. They don't mention WHICH quarter mile will take 9 seconds.
NC700x, 670cc, 51hp, 45ftLbs Tq.
Yeah, no.
The ad reads like a dealership who took a bike on a trade or something and has zero idea what it is they're trying to sell.
Could be an opportunity to score a good deal.
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frekeyguy
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this one is good too..... http://wwwa.autotrader.ca/a/smart/f..._20140416113853581/?ursrc=ppl&showcpo=ShowCPO
"This 2013 Smart 4 Two Passion is ready for a happy owner"..
"This 2013 Smart 4 Two Passion is ready for a happy owner"..
So are they saying it comes with a happy ending??? LOL They initally listed it 6 weeks ago for $9,995. they have dropped the price $3,583 to $6412 now. At that rate in about 3 months it will be free..lol
Bumping my own thread here. He's still trying, and he's updated the ad.
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-tourin...o-buy-my-grand-fathers-old-tractor/1116081090
Not fishy at all
Nice
I wonder if his father in law gave him $1 million if he'd give up riding altogether
It slices, it dices. It makes Julienne fries, whatever the hell those are! -Robin Williams
White Afro-man runs off with precious items.
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...rk/1129435910?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...rk/1129435910?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
The guy is 60 likely has azhiemers and simply forgot he "borrowed" the items. Besides what items do you need to borrow to tow a trailer home?? Plate? Wheels? Lights?
Nah, if you want to be an ..., just call up the wife when he's not home, and make her an offer on it.
We're a young heterosexual couple in Toronto, looking to rent furnished/unfurnished room(s) or small apartment. We have the following two issues...
1) With all seriousness, we have a healthy sex life, and my wife has a tendency to get loud...occasionally. She has a lovely voice, but we would like/need neighbors who are comfortable with that sort of thing, within reason of course. Soundproofing in houses can be ridiculous...
She insists on wearing lingerie indoors (terrible, I know), so we're OK with roommates, but prefer younger males or couples, as my wife is more comfortable with that range - 20's to early 30's is ideal.
2) We have a very small terrier - quiet and TRAINED.
He's disciplined, and that's my key priority. I take the matter very, very seriously, so don't worry about him. I absolutely hate when people are being disturbed by anybody's pet, and I certainly will ensure that MINE does not fall into that category. In the event of a fire or gas leak, however, a dog's service can be priceless.
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-room-rental-...-:/1129831150?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
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