Hilarious Kijiji Bike and Stuff Ads

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Owen

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• Jan 3, 2016

• #301

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Free motorbike....just pay for the paint?
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...le/1129882746?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

edit: Apparently there's a 550cc version of the 1st gen Ninja too.

 

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DejaVu

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• Jun 23, 2016

• #302

Kinda ironic: here they are offering a repo'd bike for sale. Then they go on to say that they will finance sales to people with bad credit or no credit.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...finance-bad-credit-no-credit-apply/1166418631

[h=1]2015 Yamaha FZ07
Repo Unit
WE FINANCE BAD CREDIT NO CREDIT APPLY[/h]

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miggs

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• Jun 25, 2016

• #303

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...ht/1176836875?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

slowbird

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• Jun 25, 2016

• #304

miggs said:

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...ht/1176836875?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

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That one has to be fake

 

Iceman

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• Jun 26, 2016

• #305

slowbird said:

That one has to be fake

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No kidding! $8200 for an 08 with 55 000km?

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slowbird

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• Jun 26, 2016

• #306

Iceman said:

No kidding! $8200 for an 08 with 55 000km?

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Ya but it's Solid, Thick, and tight!

 

Matt Rain

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• Jun 27, 2016

• #307

I'm sorry but this is cracking me up... wants to trade Jesus air vents for stock ones:

WTT: Custom Airbrushed 07 R6 air vents for Stock ones

https://r.tapatalk.com/shareLink?ur...&share_tid=196966&share_fid=1934&share_type=t

 

I82l8

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• Jul 4, 2016

• #308

HTF is this 'mint'

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-dirt-bikes-m...00/1179027294?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

nfq

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• Jul 4, 2016

• #309

I82l8 said:

HTF is this 'mint'

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-dirt-bikes-m...00/1179027294?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

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The most overused term in bike ads.

 

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DejaVu

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• Jul 11, 2016

• #310

Wanted: Looking to buy, my full M liscence, currently have M2

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-motorcycle-o...m2/1180239650?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Im looking to buy, my full M hastle free ! 500 $

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Something fishy about this one...

 

Old Suzy

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• Jul 11, 2016

• #311

Re: Wanted: Looking to buy, my full M liscence, currently have M2

DejaVu said:

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-motorcycle-o...m2/1180239650?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true



Something fishy about this one...

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Something is missing here, oh I got it, the point of the ad!

 

EaZ8

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• Jul 11, 2016

• #312

Re: Wanted: Looking to buy, my full M liscence, currently have M2

DejaVu said:

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-motorcycle-o...m2/1180239650?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true



Something fishy about this one...

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$500 and throw in that tennis racket hes selling!
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-tennis-and-r...et/1161376117?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

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Ironus Butticus

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• Jul 11, 2016

• #313

Re: Wanted: Looking to buy, my full M liscence, currently have M2

Old Suzy said:

Something is missing here, oh I got it, the point of the ad!

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I think it's along this line:

"I own a huge powerful motorcycle I can barely afford to insure as it is, I'm hoping my insurance might go down if I have my full M licence, but I'm too crappy of a rider to have any confidence in my ability to actually just pass the M roadtest (or, alternately, "I tried and failed multiple times") so I'd just like to buy my full M instead.

 

Hardwrkr13

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• Jul 12, 2016

• #314

Matt Rain said:

I'm sorry but this is cracking me up... wants to trade Jesus air vents for stock ones:

WTT: Custom Airbrushed 07 R6 air vents for Stock ones

https://r.tapatalk.com/shareLink?ur...&share_tid=196966&share_fid=1934&share_type=t

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That's a chesty virgin Mary!

 

DucatiDan

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• Jul 15, 2016

• #315

I don't usually play this game but had to share. Anyone wanna drop $10000 on a Ninja 300?

http://m.autotrader.ca/a/19_9480521

 

conundrum

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• Jul 15, 2016

• #316

DucatiDan said:

I don't usually play this game but had to share. Anyone wanna drop $10000 on a Ninja 300?

http://m.autotrader.ca/a/19_9480521

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Beat me to it...was just about to post this one. lol

I mean...why buy one new for half that price, or even 2 new for around $10,000, when you can get this special snowflake instead? lol

 

Matt Rain

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• Jul 15, 2016

• #317

$5,000 worth of farkles on a bike that went 3,000 kilometers in 3+ years. People baffle me.

 

I82l8

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• Jul 18, 2016

• #318

KLR a 'Sport Touring Motorcycle' :lmao:
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-tourin...le/1183018344?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

 

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smc

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• Jul 18, 2016

• #319

I82l8 said:

KLR a 'Sport Touring Motorcycle' :lmao:
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-tourin...le/1183018344?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

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No lets not just take pictures of the bike, but lets print them out and then take pictures of those. Brilliant.

 

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Ironus Butticus

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• Jul 18, 2016

• #320

smc said:

No lets not just take pictures of the bike, but lets print them out and then take pictures of those. Brilliant.

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Looks to me like photos of a computer screen, but yeah....same level of ineptitude. Like people that post a screenshot from their phone with a picture on it instead of just saving the photo to the camera roll and posting it by itself.

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