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Funniest/Stupid Comment You Received While Riding

Had a guy who was around 6'5" and 300lbs ask for a ride on the back of my vstrom. This was a random stranger at an intersection... I was like "no homo" and ran the red light in my panic! :D


"You lost 15 friends on motorcycles? and you have only been riding since 2008? was this a group ride that fell off a cliff or are you being serious?"-ZX600
 
I had a guy on a Harley comment (in a condescending tone) "nice import." I guess he didn't know his Harley wasn't made in Canada... or maybe he also has a Can-Am Spyder and just forgot which bike he was on?
 
backmarkerducati said:
I had a guy on a Harley comment (in a condescending tone) "nice import." I guess he didn't know his Harley wasn't made in Canada... or maybe he also has a Can-Am Spyder and just forgot which bike he was on?
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Maybe he's trying to sound American or maybe he heard them say that on TV
 
At a timmay an old guy said: "where is the air conditioner on this thing?"

At a red light a chick yelled: " I want a ride on this thing!!"

With my gopro on in downtown: "are we live??"
 
BigEvilDoer said:
Pulled into a parking lot beside a soccer mom with a couple guys after a spirited ride on a 33c day. Sweating profusely.
She looks over at me and asks "Aren't you hot wearing all those leathers?"
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Got that too. It was 30+ degree day and I got asked each time I stopped to get gas. But I had to break my leathers back in before a track day. I lost a few pounds that day.

There also a time I got flipped off by a kid, presumably to try to impress his girlfriend. I still have no idea what I did, but he had a smirk when he did it which leads me to believe he was just being a ******.

Edit: Interesting. A particular feminine hygene procedure is a banned word here. Learn something new everyday.
 
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Chaos said:
There also a time I got flipped off by a kid, presumably to try to impress his girlfriend. I still have no idea what I did, but he had a smirk when he did it which leads me to believe he was just being a ******.
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Explains why my bilingual shower thread was moved to trash talk...well that and the racism.
 
Chaos said:
There also a time I got flipped off by a kid, presumably to try to impress his girlfriend. I still have no idea what I did, but he had a smirk when he did it which leads me to believe he was just being a ******..
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Were you on a dual sport or adventure bike? That is the universal greeting for advrider peeps! He may have just been saying hi.
 
Robp said:
Were you on a dual sport or adventure bike? That is the universal greeting for advrider peeps! He may have just been saying hi.
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Nah, usually both the rider and the passenger flip the bird at the same time. Maybe she was a noob though.
 
I've heard them all so many times it doesn't register anymore. The only thing that even comes to mind is a sloshed guy in the back of a cab in Brampton reading Yamaha off the side of my bike and just yelling it repeatedly... or trying anyway. It wasn't late in the day either, lol
 
Riceburner said:
trying to impress by flipping off the bad a** biker?
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Nah, I agree with the other post.........that's how you say hi:

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Someone one asked me to "open it up when the light turns".
That person was a cop and I wasn't that stupid .
 
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