This guy is brilliant...
[video=youtube;Ucc6UaWR3HI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucc6UaWR3HI[/video]
Suzuki Hayabusa: For the straight man who lingers around a gay bar. He doesn't know why loiters by the door. Why does he do it every Saturday night? If asked why he is there, he responds with a rehearsed bellow: "If someone touches me, I'm gonna deck him!" But he doesn't leave. "This is MY neighborhood," he adds. He always wears his cleanest jeans.
[video=youtube;Ucc6UaWR3HI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucc6UaWR3HI[/video]
Suzuki Hayabusa: For the straight man who lingers around a gay bar. He doesn't know why loiters by the door. Why does he do it every Saturday night? If asked why he is there, he responds with a rehearsed bellow: "If someone touches me, I'm gonna deck him!" But he doesn't leave. "This is MY neighborhood," he adds. He always wears his cleanest jeans.