Perhaps the track could be disguised as a suburban subdivision with a fake facade Timmies, and female government workers can walk around and feign being impressed.
Add YouTube upload stations to reveal mad skillz.
Don't forget some ICON vest kiosks and those steamy showers you referred to earlier. Perhaps a Peanuts-style "The Doctor Is IN" booth for Inreb. We have to think of the Reality TV contracts.
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