Sir.... how old are you?
Another old guy here.
This is funny because when I read a rockerguy post I often feel compelled to ask: Kid, how young are you?
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I was rude to a drug addict on the bus
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Another old guy here.
This is funny because when I read a rockerguy post I often feel compelled to ask: Kid, how young are you?
eljay
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I recall as a child 30 years ago there were people smoking on the bus and there were ashtrays too. Our school bus had ashtrays lol. And I remember there was smoking in the mall, not just the food court. If someone lit up on the bus now I probably wouldn't blink unless they blew it in my face.
Was a rhetorical question, but anyway, 1960-2014 is 64yrs ago. If he was taking the bus alone he's gotta be at least 10? So he's gotta be at least 70?
Sorry Inreb, you don't have to broadcast your age in public
Sorry RockerGuy, you don't have to broadcast math skillz in public.
My math must be messed up!!
lol
Kid, how young are you?
I saw a picture of him once. He had his head cocked back. Coincidence I'm sure.
CanadianBiker
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Damn kids can't figure anything out without a calculator apparently. Now get off my lawn!
You mean you didn't had to buss out the abacus?
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Grammar and spelling are not his thing either.
My head hurt before I read this. My goodness son.
I was riding the bus in 1960 and I'm not quite 60, let alone 70 ffs.
btw........it really was a 'treat' to get on a bus back then. Not so much any more I suppose - just ask OP.
Dresden
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Beat me to it.
Previously on GTAM (for those who don't know)
http://www.gtamotorcycle.com/vbforum/showthread.php?183047-Tinder-App
I see that OP has deleted his first post. LMAO. Except that it still remains in someone else's quote
ep1x said:So I'm 25 and was in a 5 year bender with a girl that ended last year. For the last 9-10 months I never put myself out there. Started swiping through tinder and connected with this gorgeous girl. I met up with her on saturday. I learned she's dated 4/5 guys on tinder, and through topics of conversation, I mentioned my friend was pursuing a PMC contract in Africa. I learned she was banging a 32 year old ex-JTF2 soldier currently employed by Blackwater two years ago when she was 23. She told me it was the best sex she's ever had, "I was black and blue". Right then and there I should of stepped up and left her at the table, but the talking was good. Anyways, brushed it past myself and moved on. We left and went to another spot for drinks. We met up @ 7pm and next thing I knew it was 1 am. We both live downtown so I walked her home. She invited me upstairs to her condo. We spent some time on her balcony, next thing I knew it was 3 am. I left, and for you guys calling me out on not making a move, ask me. I wasn't feeling it.
Sunday night, exchanged texts.
We texted Monday morning, agreed to meet later in the night. Later in the afternoon she then sent me a text asking to meet up another time as she's currently going through some roommate issues, but I wouldn't take No for an answer. We agreed to meet up after she saw a movie with her friend. She's going through some roommate issues, so I picked her up some bath bombs from Lush. I met up with her and gave her the bag. I said something along the lines of me giving her the bag - "Next time they're on you, and were taking one together". Then she gave me the look of "oh yeah?" We ended up taking a seat on this bench beside her condo next to a water fountain. I listened to her bull **** about the roommate problem (really not caring, but pretending to be interested). I pulled out some more masculine game, something along the lines of "Its nice to be 5'7, skinny with big tits knowing you can get any guy you want - must be boring" . Then she gave me that look again. We sat for what seemed like 30 minutes but was really 1hr 30. I didn't know until she went back upstairs and I pulled out my phone as I was walking back home. We got up and I pulled her in for a kiss. It was ****ing awesome. I'm kissing this hot girl who I haven't felt a connection over in almost a year. I walk her to the front door and we kiss again. Then she goes inside.
I send her a text couple minutes later…
me: "midnight… it felt like we were outside for 30 minutes. Time doesn't exist"
her: "hahaha u think so"
me: "i guess i forgot to mention that the universe is a manifestation of vibrational energy, whether it be emotional or physical"
her…. no response. Which doesn't really mean anything. Today, no messages, no phone call. I know she's talking to 10-15 other guys, but at least I got my 2nd shot and played it correctly. I had Cialis in my pocket, cause had she of invited me upstairs again, I would of gave it to her so hard she would never think of the 32 year old merc as long as she was with me. I know the guy was giving it to her on vagara - no brainer.
Anyways, end rant. Tinder hos. Fml.
Very easy to find the bad girl, insanely difficult to find the good girl.
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no he won't - Most guys maybe, but not him
a whole thread abacus someone was rude to a druggy.
Bet you didn't count on that
ETC, ETC
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