(a few days too late but still funny)
If Scotland gains its independence as a result of the forthcoming referendum, the remainder of the UK will be known as the "Former United Kingdom" (FUK).
In a bid to discourage the Scots from voting "yes" the English government has begun a campaign with the slogan "Vote NO for FUK's sake." They feel that Scottish voters will warm to this.
Doesnt load on my tablet, FiReSTaRT