You cant hunt Yetti's with a pitchfork and they aren't in season.
But you can amuse yourself if you get one cornered and have that torch handy and a pitchfork. All the Acton Yetti according to legend have crabs, so if you shave one side of the yetti, set the other side alight, you can stab the crabs with the pitchfork when they run for the clearing.
There is usually a booth at the fall fair featuring this.
You'll know your in Acton if you look for a barefooted local, all third generation Actonites have 6 toes.....
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