Corrupt a Wish (Forum Game)

**~/\L! G~** · 10-22-2009, 04:01 AM

Originally Posted by CruisnGrrl

Granted, you get nothing

I wish i wasn't hungry all the time.

Granted. but when you are hungry, you still don't eat.

I wish we all canadains could over throw the stupid prime minister...and all of them scammers stealing/abusing our tax money!!!

**Yorkee** · 10-22-2009, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by ~/\L! G~

Granted. but when you are hungry, you still don't eat.

I wish we all canadains could over throw the stupid prime minister...and all of them scammers stealing/abusing our tax money!!!

Granted. The prime minister has been overthrown. As well as the scammers stealing/abusing our tax money.

Our new prime minster is Fantino and his crew.

I wish I can get a Aprilia Mille for $2-3k

**Kri$han** · 10-22-2009, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by Yorkee

I wish I can get a Aprilia Mille for $2-3k

Granted, but the only one in your price range is this one:

I wish I had a promising or enjoyable career.

**Yorkee** · 10-23-2009, 08:20 AM

Granted. You are a pornstar. You enjoy the filming part. But you hate the herpes afterwork.

I wish I can get a mint condition Aprilia Mille for $2-3k

**yettiman121** · 10-23-2009, 09:47 AM

Granted... Heres your New Bike, for 2-3 K

Enjoy looking at it.

Yetti wishes he had a credit card, that had no limit, and never needs paid off, with no expiriy date.

**CruisnGrrl** · 10-23-2009, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by yettiman121

Yetti wishes he had a credit card, that had no limit, and never needs paid off, with no expiriy date.

Granted, but it costs the lives of your wife, children and everyone you love or like, including yourself.

I wish getting in good shape didn't involve so much work.

**koFFey** · 10-23-2009, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by CruisnGrrl

Granted, but it costs the lives of your wife, children and everyone you love or like, including yourself.

I wish getting in good shape didn't involve so much work.

Granted.

You are in awesome shape, but you're 80yrs old and no one wants to look at you anyways.

I wish that I had a new 8x12 shed built before the snow fell.

**Yorkee** · 10-23-2009, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by koFFey

Granted.

You are in awesome shape, but you're 80yrs old and no one wants to look at you anyways.

I wish that I had a new 8x12 shed built before the snow fell.

Granted. you have the sled build in two weeks. In order to save construction time you didn't build the windows and doors. Now you can't put anything inside.

I wish I can get a mint condition REAL Aprilia Mille for $2-3k thats not toy.

**CruisnGrrl** · 10-23-2009, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by Yorkee

I wish I can get a mint condition REAL Aprilia Mille for $2-3k thats not toy.

Granted, but not only is it hot and the real owner has a hit out on you for having it but the bike is cursed and you'll suffer from impotance with no cure, medical or mystical.

I wish I bought apple stock when it was cheap.

**Yorkee** · 10-23-2009, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by CruisnGrrl

Granted, but not only is it hot and the real owner has a hit out on you for having it but the bike is cursed and you'll suffer from impotance with no cure, medical or mystical.

I wish I bought apple stock when it was cheap.

Granted. you bought apple stock when it was cheap. But sell it when it was cheaper and has been watching it skyrocket.

I wish I can get a mint condition REAL Aprilia Mille for $2-3k thats not toy that is not cursed.

**yettiman121** · 10-23-2009, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by Yorkee

Granted. you bought apple stock when it was cheap. But sell it when it was cheaper and has been watching it skyrocket.

I wish I can get a mint condition REAL Aprilia Mille for $2-3k thats not toy that is not cursed.

Granted. You have finally purchased the Bike You've been looking for.

while unloading the bike, you trip and hit your head on the concrete.

After emerging from the 3 month coma, Brain Trauma has caused you to lose the passion for motorcycling, and now have a Fondness from Cross-Stitching.

Yetti wishes he could have the bike you'll never ride.

**CruisnGrrl** · 10-23-2009, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by yettiman121

Granted. You have finally purchased the Bike You've been looking for.

while unloading the bike, you trip and hit your head on the concrete.

After emerging from the 3 month coma, Brain Trauma has caused you to lose the passion for motorcycling, and now have a Fondness from Cross-Stitching.

Yetti wishes he could have the bike you'll never ride.

Granted, but it's still hot and you fail to notice the previous owner's anti theft device consists of a brick of C4, it goes off the first time you sit on it giving you a ride that should you survive it, you'll remember for the rest of your life as it will be the last time you get to sit down because you no longer have a bum to sit on, or legs to walk on. You're like that guy that used to beg at dundas and spadina only you still have your arms...

I wish I could put all the people that annoy me into a balloon and send them off like balloon boy, only this time they're not hiding in the attic.