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Not granted, so now you have to make another wish or this thread dies.Originally Posted by VifferFun
Your wish which has caused over half hour of inactivity has been Granted!
(the wish is both granted and ruined; it is a wish, and a wish needs granting it is its purpose, so I granted it, so it is granted, but since your wish was to not have it not granted, it is now destroyed)
I wish to know if this thread is now broken
I wish I could understand all languages.
Edit: not broken yet
"Your mind is a garden, your thoughts are the seeds, the harvest can be either flowers or weeds"
It is not broken, but several monitors are, due to the previous wish.
I wish, I had Jay Leno's bike collection.
Sometimes the sun makes beggars believers
And sometimes a shrine is built to deceive her
In between let oblivion ring
Whoa let me hear all you sad angels sing
Appaloosa
Granted, but I can't sour that wish because I also wish for the same thing.
So my wish is that I can keep BlackCrowe's wish in tact, and that I also can share it.
Granted, but you also get Jay Leno's chin.
I wish for someone to rub my feet with sensual oils and feed me chocolate covered strawberries...
Granted, but you discover he's about 3'6" and COVERED with hair....
*shudder*
I wish I earned twice the pay for half as much work as I do now.
Granted. You're now a high class tranny call girl specializing in fulfilling S&M fantasies. (A specialty that pays well, allowing you ample free time to buy new sparkly outfits for your days off when you perform in one of the bars in Church and Wellesley.)
I wish all those left-turn accidents that kills so many motorcyclists didn't happen.
2006 Yamaha R6 Blue
Hyperpro RSC Steering Damper (Blue), Motovation Bar Ends and No-cut Frame Sliders, Swingarm Slider/Spools, Custom Dynamics Integrated LED Tail Light, Flush Mount Front and Rear Turn Signals, Yamaha Passenger Seat Cowl, Scorpio i-900 alarm, Boxer 5108 disk lock with alarm.
Granted. The oil fields collapse, and gas rationing means no one can drive any kind of motor vehicle anymore. No cagers + no bikers = no accidents where the two meet.
I wish stupid people would quit breeding and making the rest of us look bad.
Granted. Now everybody else is smarter than you and you don't get to breed.
I wish there were no speed limits.
I enjoy listening to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
Granted... but no bike over 15cc's was ever invented!
I wish I had started riding a MC 15 years ago!
Sometimes the sun makes beggars believers
And sometimes a shrine is built to deceive her
In between let oblivion ring
Whoa let me hear all you sad angels sing
Appaloosa
Granted, but after riding for so long you are now bored with it and curse at all those crazy kids speeding around on those crotch rockets.
I wish someone would move all my stuff into my new house tomorrow and unpack it for me so I could spend the day riding
Granted, but then you'd have to pay him back with a sloppy BJ.
I wish there were more hot, naked women in my office.
granted, but now that's the only place you'll ever see women again
I wish my computer would automatically upgrade its technology so I wouldn't have to keep buying a new laptop every 2-3 years.
The funk. The jive. The boogie. The rock and roll.
granted, but the computer updates itself with emotions, and transforms and kills you.
...
I wish Megan Fox was naked on my bed right now.
2007 SV650s
Granted .. but you can't get to her cuz your bedroom door is locked from the inside by her!
....I wish I had chocolate almonds right now yummm
Granted, but she calls the cops and you land in jail.
I wish my mortgage was all paid already.
I enjoy listening to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
Granted, but they're really not chocalate almonds but your daughters poo that found their way out of her diaper.
I wish I was 16 again.
Granted, you're now have ridiculous acne all over your face!
I wish I got into dirtbiking as a young kid
Granted, but you would have horrible insurance rates not to mention a cracking voice and acne.
Wish Metallica would put a good album like when I was 16.
Bishop
ex - Red '96 GS500e
now - Dark '09 696 Now with Red parts
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