joke of the day!!!!!!!!!!!

[88polska]

A Police Officer stops at a ranch in Alberta, and talks with an old rancher.

He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown
drugs.'

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The Officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of
the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket and
removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See
this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any
land. No questions asked or answered given. Have I made myself clear? Do
you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the RCMP officer running
for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.

The officer is clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and
yells at the top of his lungs.....


'Your badge! Show him your badge!'

[suprPHREAK]

Ha! Nice!