The new law reminds me of this Jasper Quote from Simpsons... Just replace 'Paddling' with 'stunting' or 'Racing' and replace Jasper with Cam Wooley.
"Talking out of turn, that's a paddling. Staring out the window, that's a paddling. Looking at my sandals, that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe, you bet that's a paddling." - Jasper
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