you put on a new tire and go out for a ride .... RIGHT NOW
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ex-ZX-7/9
ZX-6D w/colour matched Duct Tape
ex-RZ500
ex-RD400
you put on a new tire and go out for a ride .... RIGHT NOW
when you strap on handle bars to your wifes back while having sex. and tell her to go vroom vroom.
Last edited by Alien_Soldier; 11-03-2007 at 04:01 PM.
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The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We
have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.
-Einstein
... you get in from a group ride, and while still wearing gear from the ride you check GTAM for the next one.
Four wheels is two wheels too many.
When you convince the doctor to build the cast going on your right wrist/arm in a way that still allows you to grip the bars...
The only reason u call your buddies is to find out if they want to ride.
your lose all contact with your crashed(downed) buddies..other then the first couple of weeks to see how they are doing.
you have a designated place for you gear in the house.
you never winterize your bike.. thinking.. there could still be a good day even in dec. or jan.
you wish you could ride to the hills to ride the hills (bike --> snowboard..)
you have PMS (parked motorcycle syndrome) if you don't ride for a couple of days.
Malton Rider
--------Steeles and Airport--------
You plan a 1000 km trip based on how many good roads you can find
You can ride plan a weekend ride with out a map.
Mental health who needs it?There is a reason you never see motorcycles infront of a therapists office.
I actually did this one this morning, it might have already been mentioned though. I saw a bike int he oncoming lane and I was driving the cage and I took my hand off the wheel to wave but I realized there was a window blocking my arm from going any further and realized what I just did
You ride 2 hours to ride a road that is 5km long.
You use your bike for anything, including getting dinnerware sets home.
the love for riding is so strong, that even with a broken thumb (don't ask), you tape it up real good, pop lots of (non-drowsy) pain-killers & hit the road.
-when your friends/relatives that live the furthest from you are the ones that see you the most (HI! i was just passing by)
-when you start making up errands that you absolutely HAVE to do, and spend 20 minutes planning how you're gonna fit everything onto the bike, when you know you could do the same thing in your car with a fraction of the effort.
-when youre in your car, and catch yourself trying to lane split. Ive actually almost crashed this way.
-you fill up your gas guzzling car once every 2 months.
Silent but deadly!!!
When u surf this site at work.
Resident Loudmouth
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