Pick-up Lines!

[2live&ride]

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[Freestyle72]

- If you were a door I'd bang you all day!

- Good thing I have my library card here because I am checkin you out.

- Was your father a thief? Because he must have stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

- Are those space pants? Because your *** is out of this world.


- Wanna go back to my place for some pizza and sex? No? What's the matter, you don't like pizza?

- Cmon lower your standards a bit, I lowered mine.

[jay-d]

- Wanna go halfsies on a baby? or an alternative that I use quite often.. wanna practice making babies? Gets a laugh every single time.

- This one only works if you're wearing a shirt/top of some sort and the girl initiates saying something along the lines of "That's a nice shirt/top"
Boy: Thanks, here feel the material.
Girl: (girl feels the shirt)
Boy: Do you know what material that is?
Girl: No..?
Boy: Boyfriend material.