Hahah, silly thread. But i was just looking up cheesy pickup lines for fun=p ...yup...that's my saturday...XD
Anyone got any funny/unique motorcycle-related ones for when you're chirpn someone from your bike or approaching someone with a bike?
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Hahah, silly thread. But i was just looking up cheesy pickup lines for fun=p ...yup...that's my saturday...XD
Anyone got any funny/unique motorcycle-related ones for when you're chirpn someone from your bike or approaching someone with a bike?
Last edited by Dayao12; 05-05-2012 at 01:19 PM.
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Current: '90 GSXR 750
2nd: '08 Suzuki GS500F (SOLD)
[Yoshimura TRS Slip-on; K&N Hi-Flo filter; Fenderectomy; Sprockets (F -1/15T-JT | R +2/46T-Driven) ; Renthal Gold Chain; AVON AV45/46 tyres (17K kms and counting) ]
1st: '08 Honda CBR125R (SOLD)
[Arrow Slip-on]
"Four wheels carries your body; two wheels carries your soul."
"I don't ride to be seen, I ride to disappear."
Have you ever tried the Australian kiss? It's like the French kiss except it's (Enter Australian accent) Down Under.
2001 CBR F4i
" they say at 100mph water feels like concrete ,so you can imagine what concrete feels like " - Nicky Hayden
Bahaha! My aussie accent would just confuse her lolz
Ok, let's try to get the thread moving. C'mon posers! Atleast one of ya's gotta have some good game
I liked this one cuz I tried it out on an aquaintence of mine and it worked!
"Hey, do you want to go for ice-cream and have sex afterwards?" If she gives you a WTF look of disgust, reply with "What? Is it too cold out for ice-cream?" XD got a chuckle n it was game on!
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Current: '90 GSXR 750
2nd: '08 Suzuki GS500F (SOLD)
[Yoshimura TRS Slip-on; K&N Hi-Flo filter; Fenderectomy; Sprockets (F -1/15T-JT | R +2/46T-Driven) ; Renthal Gold Chain; AVON AV45/46 tyres (17K kms and counting) ]
1st: '08 Honda CBR125R (SOLD)
[Arrow Slip-on]
"Four wheels carries your body; two wheels carries your soul."
"I don't ride to be seen, I ride to disappear."
Nice shoes, wanna ****?
2001 CBR F4i
" they say at 100mph water feels like concrete ,so you can imagine what concrete feels like " - Nicky Hayden
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Last edited by 2live&ride; 05-05-2012 at 06:12 PM.
Mina
- If you were a door I'd bang you all day!
- Good thing I have my library card here because I am checkin you out.
- Was your father a thief? Because he must have stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
- Are those space pants? Because your *** is out of this world.
- Wanna go back to my place for some pizza and sex? No? What's the matter, you don't like pizza?
- Cmon lower your standards a bit, I lowered mine.
My name's Dick, do you like it!!
If bike riding is a drug go get hammered.
Best way to pick up chicks on a bike:
Get a red CBR 250....true story. Girls think its cute and love the thing and will come up to you
05 Honda cbr 600RR 04.13.2011 - Sold
09 Honda cbr 125 R.I.P 06.12.2011</3
11 Honda cbr 250R ABS. 10.01.2011 Cherry <3
hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap dem cheeks, ya hear me?
Im just putting you on notice that I noticed you noticing me so now that you know that I noticed how about we get this thang on
2001 CBR F4i
" they say at 100mph water feels like concrete ,so you can imagine what concrete feels like " - Nicky Hayden
It's all hot and sexy until he takes his helmet off.... hahahaha!
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