Have you ever tried the Australian kiss? It's like the French kiss except it's (Enter Australian accent) Down Under.
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Hahah, silly thread. But i was just looking up cheesy pickup lines for fun=p ...yup...that's my saturday...XD
Anyone got any funny/unique motorcycle-related ones for when you're chirpn someone from your bike or approaching someone with a bike?
Last edited by Dayao12; 05-05-2012 at 01:19 PM.
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Current: '90 GSXR 750
2nd: '08 Suzuki GS500F (SOLD)
[Yoshimura TRS Slip-on; K&N Hi-Flo filter; Fenderectomy; Sprockets (F -1/15T-JT | R +2/46T-Driven) ; Renthal Gold Chain; AVON AV45/46 tyres (17K kms and counting) ]
1st: '08 Honda CBR125R (SOLD)
[Arrow Slip-on]
"Four wheels carries your body; two wheels carries your soul."
"I don't ride to be seen, I ride to disappear."
Have you ever tried the Australian kiss? It's like the French kiss except it's (Enter Australian accent) Down Under.
2001 CBR F4i
" they say at 100mph water feels like concrete ,so you can imagine what concrete feels like " - Nicky Hayden
Bahaha! My aussie accent would just confuse her lolz
Ok, let's try to get the thread moving. C'mon posers! Atleast one of ya's gotta have some good game
I liked this one cuz I tried it out on an aquaintence of mine and it worked!
"Hey, do you want to go for ice-cream and have sex afterwards?" If she gives you a WTF look of disgust, reply with "What? Is it too cold out for ice-cream?" XD got a chuckle n it was game on!
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Current: '90 GSXR 750
2nd: '08 Suzuki GS500F (SOLD)
[Yoshimura TRS Slip-on; K&N Hi-Flo filter; Fenderectomy; Sprockets (F -1/15T-JT | R +2/46T-Driven) ; Renthal Gold Chain; AVON AV45/46 tyres (17K kms and counting) ]
1st: '08 Honda CBR125R (SOLD)
[Arrow Slip-on]
"Four wheels carries your body; two wheels carries your soul."
"I don't ride to be seen, I ride to disappear."
Nice shoes, wanna ****?
2001 CBR F4i
" they say at 100mph water feels like concrete ,so you can imagine what concrete feels like " - Nicky Hayden
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Last edited by 2live&ride; 05-05-2012 at 06:12 PM.
Mina
- If you were a door I'd bang you all day!
- Good thing I have my library card here because I am checkin you out.
- Was your father a thief? Because he must have stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
- Are those space pants? Because your *** is out of this world.
- Wanna go back to my place for some pizza and sex? No? What's the matter, you don't like pizza?
- Cmon lower your standards a bit, I lowered mine.
- Wanna go halfsies on a baby? or an alternative that I use quite often.. wanna practice making babies? Gets a laugh every single time.
- This one only works if you're wearing a shirt/top of some sort and the girl initiates saying something along the lines of "That's a nice shirt/top"
Boy: Thanks, here feel the material.
Girl: (girl feels the shirt)
Boy: Do you know what material that is?
Girl: No..?
Boy: Boyfriend material.
Ecto • 2006 Honda VeeFourRoad 800A (Pearl Black)
I'm too sexy for my turban.
My name's Dick, do you like it!!
If bike riding is a drug go get hammered.
Best way to pick up chicks on a bike:
Get a red CBR 250....true story. Girls think its cute and love the thing and will come up to you
05 Honda cbr 600RR 04.13.2011 - Sold
09 Honda cbr 125 R.I.P 06.12.2011</3
11 Honda cbr 250R ABS. 10.01.2011 Cherry <3
hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap dem cheeks, ya hear me?
Im just putting you on notice that I noticed you noticing me so now that you know that I noticed how about we get this thang on
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Like many active sports, shooting has the potential to cause personal injury.
"The proper wave to an e-biker is to raise your beer." [credit:'Baggsy@GTAM]
Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly he isnt me, so ditch him and lets ****.
2006 ZX-6R PART OUTOriginally Posted by Amazon
i once had somebode use: "**** me if I'm wrong but is your name Fred?"
Patricia
2010 Suzuki GSXR 750
2009 Yamaha FZ6R (gone to a new home)
2008 GS500F (gone to a new home)
Milton, ON
while on bike sitting at the light next to a car with a few girls next to you
*wave*
*point to rear seat on your bike*
never fails to make'em smile lol
bonus points if their bf is in the car lol
2004 Blue GSXR 600 (current)
2010 red ninja 250r (Sold)
Honestly, I try not to use my bike as a crutch with chicks. But I see this turning into a pick-up line thread, so...
- "hurry up and give me your number before I don't want it no more"
- If she says "I have a boyfriend", I tell her, "I have a fish!" Then she goes "what?!" Then I go, "oh, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"
But if you're serious: if you can flat-foot your bike, lie backwards on your back seat at a red light and wait for them to roll down their window to take a picture or talk about how what you're doing is funny
2001 CBR F4i
" they say at 100mph water feels like concrete ,so you can imagine what concrete feels like " - Nicky Hayden
It's all hot and sexy until he takes his helmet off.... hahahaha!
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