Jizz on the seat ... come on, wtf ?! at work ?!?!

[rich6969]

Maybe someone walked in before he could "clean up" panic'd and GTFO

before he got slapped with stunting charges.....

[killerkeith]

Maybe someone walked in before he could "clean up" panic'd and GTFO

This sounds like an admission of guilt.

[DJM]

Hope you make your own coffee...

[FiReSTaRT]

Well if you have a hot receptionist or something, it's understandable (not that I've ever done it in the workplace and if I did, it would have been cleaned up)

[EngineerJoe]

Are the women at your work place dirty whores?

And if they are, where do you work?

[sticker]

After seeing the title I thought someone fapped on your office chair.

[braveheart]

you want to know whats funny ?


how many people at work saw you leave to toilet, and think that YOU did it

[knowledge]

It's happened more than once here... It's actually been enough of an issue where it was mentioned during an o group once.
This was overseas where the portable toilet was the only privacy you get... And after a few days, it has to be done.

LOL anyone who walks into a portable toilet with a magazine in hand is mad suspect. I remember seeing that scene in jarhead & I figured it must be pretty normal for you guys

[Roasted]

Not gonna lie, I've stoked the salami in the work bathroom before but my aim is obviously better than this guy's.

I was seeing this girl at the time....still very fresh and we started sexting pretty hardcore while I'm at work. No pics were exchanged but she got very very descriptive and I got pretty damn hard. 8-9 hour shift at a desk job where a few people are sitting a few feet away from you and you have a full on erection that you can't do anything about.....what's a guy to do? I dashed off to the bathroom, beat one off and went about my day.

My boss should be thankful, can you immagine the lack of productivity if I was sitting there with a boner for 8 hours?

[fastar1]

Now I'm scared to use the washrooms at work.

I HATE this thread. I need one of those red flashy things from Men in Black.

[sloggernobber]

Ew.

[caboose483]

Not gonna lie, I've stoked the salami in the work bathroom before but my aim is obviously better than this guy's.

I was seeing this girl at the time....still very fresh and we started sexting pretty hardcore while I'm at work. No pics were exchanged but she got very very descriptive and I got pretty damn hard. 8-9 hour shift at a desk job where a few people are sitting a few feet away from you and you have a full on erection that you can't do anything about.....what's a guy to do? I dashed off to the bathroom, beat one off and went about my day.

My boss should be thankful, can you immagine the lack of productivity if I was sitting there with a boner for 8 hours?

[RockerGuy]

Maybe it was this guy again
http://www.answerology.com/index.asp...g-at-work.html

[RockerGuy]

I think I found the culprit

[GayManLoveIsOK]

i used to work with a guy we nicknamed "The Nester"...he would take wads of toilet paper, throw it in the toilet, jam it up good, cover the seat with toilet paper, wet it a little, make a little cradle in the bowl and then take a dump in there...twice a day for a few months...he was eventually confronted but denied the whole thing and then quit shortly after...gotta love bay street...far too many people rub one out in the stalls, and it's not like they hide it either, you can hear them going at it...i believe the OP is referring to a "#3" as it's called...lol

[ABadjusterrider_5]

This sounds like an admission of guilt.

Yes because clearly I work with the OP.

[Roasted]

...gotta love bay street...

That's where I work too lol