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    Jizz on the seat ... come on, wtf ?! at work ?!?!

    So I'm in the office this morning and nature calls. I head to the mens room and go to the empty stall, open the door and what do I see ? Someone relieved themselves and left a jizz deposit on the seat.... wtf who does that ?!?! At least clean it up ?!?!

    anyone else run into this before ?


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    Re: Jizz on the seat ... come on, wtf ?! at work ?!?!

    Listen, it was either there or in the soap dispenser - count your lucky stars I couldn't get to the soap dispenser in time...
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    Re: Jizz on the seat ... come on, wtf ?! at work ?!?!

    Quote Originally Posted by dr_sarcasm View Post
    listen, it was either there or in the soap dispenser - count your lucky stars i couldn't get to the soap dispenser in time...
    !!!!! Lol !!!

    let me go on record as saying that i'm on the one hand disgusted by it and on the other hand i'm laughing since someone actually did it ...


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    Re: Jizz on the seat ... come on, wtf ?! at work ?!?!

    I tell ya..stuff that goes on in our bathroom..man..these are professionals too..this isn't what you might think is the "weird" or "trashy" part of society!!
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    Re: Jizz on the seat ... come on, wtf ?! at work ?!?!

    There's an Andy Samberg/Justin Timberlake skit in here somewhere.
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    Re: Jizz on the seat ... come on, wtf ?! at work ?!?!

    They left it there for you to find thinking you'd post a story about it on the forums
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    Re: Jizz on the seat ... come on, wtf ?! at work ?!?!

    Chiller!!

    lol how are you sure it was jizz and not spit? taste or smell it? =P

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