Jizz on the seat ... come on, wtf ?! at work ?!?!

[chiller]

So I'm in the office this morning and nature calls. I head to the mens room and go to the empty stall, open the door and what do I see ? Someone relieved themselves and left a jizz deposit on the seat.... wtf who does that ?!?! At least clean it up ?!?!

anyone else run into this before ?

[dr_sarcasm]

Listen, it was either there or in the soap dispenser - count your lucky stars I couldn't get to the soap dispenser in time...

[chiller]

listen, it was either there or in the soap dispenser - count your lucky stars i couldn't get to the soap dispenser in time...

!!!!! Lol !!!

let me go on record as saying that i'm on the one hand disgusted by it and on the other hand i'm laughing since someone actually did it ...

[invictus43]

I tell ya..stuff that goes on in our bathroom..man..these are professionals too..this isn't what you might think is the "weird" or "trashy" part of society!!

[FullMotoJacket]

There's an Andy Samberg/Justin Timberlake skit in here somewhere.

[RicoChet]

They left it there for you to find thinking you'd post a story about it on the forums

[anark]

Chiller!!

lol how are you sure it was jizz and not spit? taste or smell it? =P

[killerkeith]

Someone needs to work on their "pornstar" aim.

[ABadjusterrider_5]

Maybe someone walked in before he could "clean up" panic'd and GTFO

[chiller]

Chiller!!

lol how are you sure it was jizz and not spit? taste or smell it? =P

dude, long time ... LOL ...

I think I know what the stuff looks like without having to do a taste test... since you seem unsure of the stuff, I'll remember to grab a sample for you next time :P

[chiller]

Maybe someone walked in before he could "clean up" panic'd and GTFO

hahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[killerkeith]

Maybe it was from sex? Are the women at your work place dirty whores?

[AF4iK]

hahah beating it at work eh? Pretty risky. Dude's got balls

[invictus43]

hahah beating it at work eh? Pretty risky. Dude's got balls

Not sure if it's balls or sickness.. I walked in once and it sounded like some guy was hammering something HARD!! Sounded like a Jenna Jameson flick.. All I could think was.."REALLY?!?!" Haha! All I could think of was the movie Slapshot.."every time he got a penalty he'd go to the box and dah..dahh..dahhh..."

[Freestyle72]

should have collected it for DNA sample....

And then if you are like dr_sarcasm it would make a good lunch afterwards...

[dr_sarcasm]

And then if you are like dr_sarcasm it would make a good lunch afterwards...

Now that's just silly - everyone knows I only brush my teeth with it, duh.

[rmemedic]

It's happened more than once here... It's actually been enough of an issue where it was mentioned during an o group once.
This was overseas where the portable toilet was the only privacy you get... And after a few days, it has to be done.

[DOHC1]

LOL when I read the title of the thread, I thought someone had wacked off onto your bike seat while it was parked at work. Either way, its hilarious.

[kanabis]

LOL when I read the title of the thread, I thought someone had wacked off onto your bike seat while it was parked at work. Either way, its hilarious.

Now theres a Thread!

[chiller]

LOL when I read the title of the thread, I thought someone had wacked off onto your bike seat while it was parked at work. Either way, its hilarious.

pure jokes...