Listen, it was either there or in the soap dispenser - count your lucky stars I couldn't get to the soap dispenser in time...
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So I'm in the office this morning and nature calls. I head to the mens room and go to the empty stall, open the door and what do I see ? Someone relieved themselves and left a jizz deposit on the seat.... wtf who does that ?!?! At least clean it up ?!?!
anyone else run into this before ?
"Rides are simple, we all leave together we all go home together."
Listen, it was either there or in the soap dispenser - count your lucky stars I couldn't get to the soap dispenser in time...
Peeing in the gene pool...
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"Rides are simple, we all leave together we all go home together."
I tell ya..stuff that goes on in our bathroom..man..these are professionals too..this isn't what you might think is the "weird" or "trashy" part of society!!
"We must make an idol of our fear, and call it god." - Antonius Block
They left it there for you to find thinking you'd post a story about it on the forums
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lol how are you sure it was jizz and not spit? taste or smell it? =P
Someone needs to work on their "pornstar" aim.
New to me for 2012.
Maybe someone walked in before he could "clean up" panic'd and GTFO
Winners never quit, quitters never win, and those who don't try are just idiots
"Rides are simple, we all leave together we all go home together."
Maybe it was from sex? Are the women at your work place dirty whores?
New to me for 2012.
hahah beating it at work eh? Pretty risky. Dude's got balls
Not sure if it's balls or sickness.. I walked in once and it sounded like some guy was hammering something HARD!! Sounded like a Jenna Jameson flick.. All I could think was.."REALLY?!?!" Haha! All I could think of was the movie Slapshot.."every time he got a penalty he'd go to the box and dah..dahh..dahhh..."
"We must make an idol of our fear, and call it god." - Antonius Block
should have collected it for DNA sample....
And then if you are like dr_sarcasm it would make a good lunch afterwards...
Peeing in the gene pool...
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- '08 GSXR600
- '09 KTM RC8
- '05 Mustang GT (garage queen, Procharged @10PSI)
DISCLAIMER: This forum requires thick skin. I will not be held accountable for your inability to take internet sarcasm, but I might be held accountable for your mom walking bow legged this morning...
It's happened more than once here... It's actually been enough of an issue where it was mentioned during an o group once.
This was overseas where the portable toilet was the only privacy you get... And after a few days, it has to be done.
LOL when I read the title of the thread, I thought someone had wacked off onto your bike seat while it was parked at work. Either way, its hilarious.
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