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    The Bro Code listed!!

    Didn't know there was an actual PDF on this, check it out http://posterous.com/getfile/files.p...Y/Bro_Code.pdf
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    but your only a true bro if you have a bro tatt......
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    ^ Awesome! lol
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    Dude, you just broke the bro code by posting so chicks can read it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RetroGrouch View Post
    Dude, you just broke the bro code by posting so chicks can read it.
    He's out of the bro fraternity for that transgression.
    Peeing in the gene pool...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RetroGrouch View Post
    Dude, you just broke the bro code by posting so chicks can read it.
    We need to get his bro card and shred it.
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    Oh s#*t tru dat, but I wasn't original transgressor, but a f#*k up nonetheless on my end. Also I have a 'stache, a direct violation as well. But in all honesty I think I gave up my active bro status and ownership of my genitals once I got hitched, but I see guys in need of reading the code all the time so I figured chicks reading this was worth the sacrifice if it teaches one up and comer about the code. But it also says a chick can be a bro too.
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    Re: The Bro Code listed!!

    Quote Originally Posted by JonnyWyshbone View Post
    Oh s#*t tru dat, but I wasn't original transgressor, but a f#*k up nonetheless on my end. But in all honesty I think I gave up my active bro status and ownership of my genitals once I got hitched, but I see guys in need of reading the code all the time so I figured chicks reading this was worth the sacrifice if it teaches one up and comer about the code. But it also says a chick can be a bro too.
    I hear by demote you to "dude"
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    Quote Originally Posted by killerkeith View Post
    I hear by demote you to "dude"
    "dude" hahahah Bro-Tastic!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by killerkeith View Post
    I hear by demote you to "dude"
    Well done, bro, well done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by killerkeith View Post
    I hear by demote you to "dude"
    But anyone with mustache is screwed by the code too! Let's not get all religious fanatic here, otherwise CSIS will start the "war on bros" and start watchin out for believers.

    Seriously tho, I put this up cuz someone I haven't seen in a long time told me the other day his wife took his two kids and left with his best friend, an article 1 violation, and punishable by beat down IMO, but my boy wants to see his kids so he's playing the game. Damn, I can believe there's dudes out there that shady!! Dudes like that shouldn't be allowed to own a penis.
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    But I take my demotion in the hopes of someday regaining my Brodentials
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonnyWyshbone View Post
    But I take my demotion in the hopes of someday regaining my Brodentials
    Once you go "dude" you can not go "Bro" again


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    Re: The Bro Code listed!!

    What does that Tattoo say, Bro Jatt or Bro Tatt haha thats jokes


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    LOL nice

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    Yea the Bro Tatt was pretty fun. I just took that pic from the FB page, mine is on my leg.

    Its a pretty cool brotherhood. We've got 100+ Bro Tatts out there right now.

    This is the main guideline/info:

    Welcome to the Bro Tatt Gentlemens Club. The "Bro Tatt" was started by Graham Mowers and Rich Grenier on August 21st, 2...011 where the very 1st "Bro Tatt" was tattooed! It's a symbol of brother hood, manly sh*t, and straight up bad mother f*ckin nonsense. We discussed the "bro tatt" revolution and have made strict guidlines in order to be a member.

    Bro Tatt Guidlines:
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    -In order to recieve a Bro Tatt, you must have it tattooed by a member whom already has it tattooed, a.k.a, a-BRO-ciation
    -Once you have the bro tatt, you have the automatic right to bring in another bro for a bro tatt, however, if the tattooer knows that your bro is a potentional D-bag, he has the right to revoke the D-bag.
    bro tatt is not for everyone, if someone walks in to the shop that is not a bro of anyone who works there, he must go through a form of initiation in order to get the tattoo. (tattooer comes up with his own initiation)
    -If someone walks in for a tattoo that is an automatic dick, there will be no initiation because there will be NO BRO TATT!
    -If you wear the bro tatt, and are not an artist but are friends with someone who is, you have the right to tattoo another bro if the artist is willing.
    -Vagina = No bro tatt, sorry ladies, we love you but not happening.
    -Once given a "bro tatt", it is your duty to encourage bros to get it as well! Before we know it, will have a world wide brother hood.
    -Once your "bro tatt" has ben completed, you must take a photo and upload it to our group, and list the bro who did it!
    -If you got beef with other shops because youre a b*tch and cant be in the industry solely for the art, even though theres more then enough work to go around, go get a "b*tch tatt".....
    -You must not alter the Bro Tatt in any way shape or form, same size, black an gray, no colour, no larger no smaller!
    -You must not do a bro tatt on a bros *ss, tramp stamp area, or the area in which a bros dick is located!
    -bros help out bros, meaning, if you have a bro tatt, you need to help out fellow members anyway you can, for example, if you do roofing, and i need a new f*ckin roof, you're hookin me the f*ck up

    Places to recieve your "Bro Tatt"
    -Hart and Huntington, Niagara falls, Ontario Canada
    -Lucky Devil, Barrie, Ontario Canada
    -Darkside Tattoos, Welland, Ontario Canada
    -White Lotus, Fredricton, Newbrunswick Canada
    -Old School Ink, Middleton, Nova Scotia
    -Two19 Tattoos, Ely, UK (Thats right, overseas b*tches)
    -Hart and Huntington, Las vagas
    -Ink Spot, Ottawa,
    -Vintage tattoos, New Glasgow, Nova Scotia
    ....More to come!


    Do you have what it takes to be a true bro? or a true p*ssy?! Man up and get a "Bro Tatt"
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