Somali pirates... pwned.

[Wingboy]

Read "Investment Biker",It's a different take on the global economy.

[RockerGuy]

First shot was from one of our snipers, dead on target from one moving boat to another... Pretty sweet!

I heard about that!
I was hoping that someone would post the video to that

[FiReSTaRT]

I must say its really hard for me to give the pirates any sympathy when they threaten me at gun point.

Oh you poor thing.. How did you ever survive the experience? Was it hard?

[RockerGuy]

Oh you poor thing.. How did you ever survive the experience? Was it hard?

lol, good one.
I'm just saying "if" and only "if".
My sympathy only extend to ppl who do NOT use excessive force

[REDBALLS]

If these Somali pirates get shot or shot at during one of they're high risk at sea takedowns then there is at least one less low life on this planet. Chalk it up as a occupational hazard. I have no sympathy for these lowest form of life scum. I would hang they're dead bodies off the hull of a ship as a warning to any of those thieving bastard that thought twice about coming within a 100 yards of the boat.

[Stewart]

If these Somali pirates get shot or shot at during one of they're high risk at sea takedowns then there is at least one less low life on this planet. Chalk it up as a occupational hazard. I have no sympathy for these lowest form of life scum. I would hang they're dead bodies off the hull of a ship as a warning to any of those thieving bastard that thought twice about coming within a 100 yards of the boat.

perfect...i love it ...keel hauling, great idea, come vist your dead buddy's on display

[Kuma]

If anyone wants to check out a documentary on the Somalian Pirates, find a copy of "The Pirate Tapes", a real eye opener on the subject with plenty of numbers to back up the reasons that this is still happening.

[FiReSTaRT]

lol, good one.
I'm just saying "if" and only "if".
My sympathy only extend to ppl who do NOT use excessive force

Understood.. I'd probably weigh the factors such as how well they're armed, how well my ship is armed and how valuable the combination of ship and cargo is (the lower the value, the less of a chance of a ransom being paid, the more reason to fight).

By the way guys, I'm not saying that piracy shouldn't be stopped. I'm just saying that piracy shouldn't be stopped without also dealing with what caused it in the first place. If we stop the pirates but don't deal with the poachers and the mafia, we cause a lot greater harm than the pirates are causing.

[Roasted]

Which game is this?

[D23]

GTAM cruise?

THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE

To The Point Cruise Line is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia!

We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya, seven adrenaline-charged days later.

Starting at $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (veranda complete with bench rest), you'll relax like never before.

That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!

But the best fun of all, of course, is Pirate Target Practice.

For the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates. The weapons rental costs are as follows.

Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:

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Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo affordably priced at only $29.95.

Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.)

Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three fragmentation rounds included!

Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am.

Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar.

But that's not all! Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!

We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa.

How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia, thus in international waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali "mother ships".

We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the entire Somali Coast. At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot every five minutes with loud disco music directionally beamed shoreside to attract maximum attention.

Testimonials from previous participants in the Somali Cruise:

"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"
— Fred D., Cincinnati , OH

"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!"
— Ben L., Bethesda , MD

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... reminds me of a drunken juicer door-gunner we picked up from the motor pool in Phu Bai!"
— Dan J. - Denver , CO

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[sticker]

^ I need the phone number.

[caboose483]

But that's not all! Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!

Win.

[rmemedic]

Friggin sweet. Sign me up!

[Gummiente]

I don't like boats and don't want to be cooped up on one for any length of time, but I'd put that all aside for a cruise like this. I'm in.

Oh, and make my tracer belts in the handy 50cal size, please.

[RetroGrouch]

Holy, a pirate shooting cruise does exist. I had no idea. So many weapons to choose from, think I'd like the sniper rifle.

[D23]

Holy, a pirate shooting cruise does exist. I had no idea. So many weapons to choose from, think I'd like the sniper rifle.

Act now and get this free book to maximize your fun time!

[nobbie48]

By the way guys, I'm not saying that piracy shouldn't be stopped. I'm just saying that piracy shouldn't be stopped without also dealing with what caused it in the first place. If we stop the pirates but don't deal with the poachers and the mafia, we cause a lot greater harm than the pirates are causing.

Thank you.

Florida: White guy shoots black guy because he thinks black guy is up to something. Bad white guy!

Somalia: White guy shoots black guy because he thinks black guy is up to something. Good white guy!

Oh also, a CIA dude says it's OK to torture to get what we want but it's not OK for the Somalis to use threats to get what they want.

[RockerGuy]

time to book cruise & set up my GoPro and post vid on GTAM

[SkyRider]

firestart doesn't seem to get that no one in the 1st world really care about the 3rd world. firestart if you REALLY care so much, why are you sitting on your butt ranting about injustice on gtam? haha

[RockerGuy]

firestart doesn't seem to get that no one in the 1st world really care about the 3rd world. firestart if you REALLY care so much, why are you sitting on your butt ranting about injustice on gtam? haha

He's too compassionate for his own good (not that's a bad thing).
If someone were to feel bad for them, I assumed the first one would've been me, after all someone on this forum called me "effeminate"