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  1. 04-27-2012, 09:48 AM #21
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Quote Originally Posted by rich6969 View Post
    That's just wrong in so many ways, but the so are blow up dolls.....
    I agree, Fleshlights are so much more convenient.
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Quote Originally Posted by dr_sarcasm View Post
    I agree, Fleshlights are so much more convenient.
    .... but so hard to clean.
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Quote Originally Posted by infernobuster View Post
    .... but so hard to clean.
    especially using only your mouth.
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Quote Originally Posted by infernobuster View Post
    .... but so hard to clean.
    ...wait...you're supposed to clean them??
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    I have a feeling she might gut me while I sleep and make love to my organs in a bathtub
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

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    especially using only your mouth.
    That's what straws are for...
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Quote Originally Posted by dr_sarcasm View Post
    ...wait...you're supposed to clean them??
    nothing that a Shop Vac can't fix....
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Normally i just save it all up for a bukkake party ..
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    I wonder if banging the corpse includes anal?
    New to me for 2012.
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Quote Originally Posted by killerkeith View Post
    I wonder if banging the corpse includes anal?
    Regardless, she wont complain of having a headache.
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Quote Originally Posted by infernobuster View Post
    Regardless, she wont complain of having a headache.
    Always looking on the bright side of things - I admire that.

    But, there is a downside...


    ...you'd have to spend a small fortune on KY...
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Quote Originally Posted by dr_sarcasm View Post
    Always looking on the bright side of things - I admire that.

    But, there is a downside...


    ...you'd have to spend a small fortune on KY...
    LOTS of spit, and thats free.
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Well.. this gives a whole new meaning to a dead ******
    Let the marriage jokes begin....
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    HOW THE **** does one even get HARD FOR THIS?
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Quote Originally Posted by rich6969 View Post
    HOW THE **** does one even get HARD FOR THIS?
    The magic blue pill.
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    and this is one of those countries where they keep their women all covered up...just goes to show what really goes on inside the heads of these twisted hypocritical bastards.
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    those people really must like the starfish postion
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Quote Originally Posted by infernobuster View Post
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    Not necessary for me... TMI?

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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    so its ok to **** your dead wife, but you cant **** your dead mistress ? what the **** ?

    and whats with the 6 hr ******** ? what if theres no rigor mortis until 8 hrs ? WHAT THEN ?
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    Re: Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

    Quote Originally Posted by RetroGrouch View Post
    At first I thought this was a news item from The Onion. The fact that they had to create a law regarding this says it happens a lot more than people are willing to admit. Egyptian tourism, necro-capital of the world.
    I think some of the necrophilias want to have it their way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by infernobuster View Post
    Normally i just save it all up for a bukkake party ..
    So thats what goes down in the fire-hall when things are slow??
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