real life Barbi? "would ya?"

[morningstar]

Probably not. All the surgeries she had has probably rearranged her organs.... I'd be afraid of stabbing a lung.

Are we supposed to be impressed or are you just flattering yourself???

[viper84737]

Not my type, personally, but it should be noted that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[FiReSTaRT]

I am shocked and impressed that you guys are not wanting to be all over that Barbie. There is hope for the men of GTAM after all!!!!

I take offense to that. If I were single, I'd hit it

How about that Bengals cheerleader?

I've been a bad boy

Fatty boom-boom, hellz no and the same goes for Lee Grace Dougherty.. The other barbies - might as well, except for the one a bit past the expiry date

[dr_sarcasm]

[/B]
Are we supposed to be impressed or are you just flattering yourself???

He may in fact have been talking about his one-eyed love worm, but, I think he may have been referring to the fact that it appears as though she's had enough surgeries to displace the normal positioning of her insides (e.g. it looks as though she's had some ribs removed).

[morningstar]

[QUOTE=FiReSTaRT;1779892]I take offense to that. If I were single, I'd hit it

Don't be offended.
I was just pleasantly surprised that most of the comments weren't as shallow as I thought they would be.
Nice to know that a normal looking woman is more attractive to most.

Hey different strokes for different folks.

[Freestyle72]

whoa whoa whoa... Lets not throw the term normal looking around. I don't think any pictures in this thread are normal looking, however attractive to the respective viewers.

I would bang every single barbie posted in this thread until their pelvic bones became mush.

[ABadjusterrider_5]

Not my type, personally, but it should be noted that beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Fixed that for ya

[dr_sarcasm]

It's funny to see what people gauge as "fat" (personally, I think the lass I posted up is in fact "thick", not fat i.e. there's no hanging pouches, cottage-cheese-type dimpling, etc. etc.).

Interesting.

How about this one (fat or thick?):

[morningstar]

He may in fact have been talking about his one-eyed love worm, but, I think he may have been referring to the fact that it appears as though she's had enough surgeries to displace the normal positioning of her insides (e.g. it looks as though she's had some ribs removed).

That would still make his "one-eyed love worm" impressive, ribs removed or not!

[dr_sarcasm]

And once we've all passed judgement on blondie (lol), I'm curious as to the below:

[EngineerJoe]

Annnnnd I just realized I'm a pig

We've known all along but didn't want to tell you.

[/B]
Are we supposed to be impressed or are you just flattering yourself???

The Sarcasm Doctor nailed it (no pun intended). If I wanted to impress you, I'd show you my lifted Jeep

He may in fact have been talking about his one-eyed love worm, but, I think he may have been referring to the fact that it appears as though she's had enough surgeries to displace the normal positioning of her insides (e.g. it looks as though she's had some ribs removed).

Bingo... I wouldn't be surprised if she had organs removed.

[dr_sarcasm]

That would still make his "one-eyed love worm" impressive, ribs removed or not!

Lol, I think Engineer was inferring that it's so extreme, things are so out of place it would be fathomable that her lungs are in fact where her uterus should be.

[optionfa]

And once we've all passed judgement on blondie (lol), I'm curious as to the below:

She's fat imo and not very attractive especially sans all that makeup but I would definitely give her a go since I'v never titty ****ed Fs before, could be fun.

[morningstar]

Regarding dr. Sarcasms response, I knew that is what you were referrring to, just bugging ya. Your lifted jeep???........Now I am impressed!

[RockerGuy]

How about this one:

Too easy

[AF4iK]

Kind of jealous because I love Barbies...I think she's really pretty in a weird kind of way but I wouldn't mind looking like that except with brown hair

Dolly nooo!!

Dr Sarcasm, that doll does look better than these abominations!

[RockerGuy]

And once we've all passed judgement on blondie (lol), I'm curious as to the below:

Her eyebrows are creepy, plus she's in this old goth schit.
She might kill me in my sleep

[EngineerJoe]

That would still make his "one-eyed love worm" impressive, ribs removed or not!

It's all about perception

[RockerGuy]

[dr_sarcasm]

She's fat imo and not very attractive especially sans all that makeup but I would definitely give her a go since I'v never titty ****ed Fs before, could be fun.

Like I said, it's fun to see the responses (i.e. I'd have no issues going a few nights with any of the ladies I posted...you freaks can keep the soul-sucking Barbie wannabe and the rest of her demon herd).