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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Quote Originally Posted by dr_sarcasm View Post
    Too easy, how about:


    ...and before anyone says "in", this is the complete package:



    For the record, yes, yes I would. All. Night.
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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Probably not. All the surgeries she had has probably rearranged her organs.... I'd be afraid of stabbing a lung.

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    usually not my thing, but i would probably do that fatchick she's alright.
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    It looks like it runs in the family...

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    jezuz great read, this thread flew.

    all 3 at the same time ^ fo sho
    but its our job to end this and ride motorcycles like men...today's society is soft as hell. but riding a 600cc is the least you can do...

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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Quote Originally Posted by infernobuster View Post
    Please post pic of yourself and we'll decided whether you should do the surgery or not.

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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Quote Originally Posted by 2live&ride View Post
    It looks like it runs in the family...

    ...there's more than ONE??

    Remember to spay and neuter your pets folks, lest they breed...
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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Quote Originally Posted by dr_sarcasm View Post
    ...there's more than ONE??

    Remember to spay and neuter your pets folks, lest they breed...

    I think it's become a fashion statement...
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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Quote Originally Posted by 2live&ride View Post
    I think it's become a fashion statement...
    The whole living doll thing is the thing of nightmares - I've seen Realdolls that look better than this.
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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Quote Originally Posted by 2live&ride View Post
    I think it's become a fashion statement...
    Starting to look like a wax museum now
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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    So far Ive seen nothing that would cause me any moral dillemas besides baribe and gang, there is just something too weird about those chicks. That big girl aint exactly pushin the envelope here, even if you didnt like big women that aint nuthin the Captain cant cure. As for the other chick, that my friend is probably the hottest mug shot we'll ever see, lmao! Mugshots have to have a special lens that makes people look mashed, or it may just be the police, idk Although, just looking at the new pic the red head on the left is kinda cute, the one in the middle looks like shes trying to drill inside your mind and kill you and the chick on the right looks like she was photoshopped in from a Final Fantasy movie
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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Quote Originally Posted by dr_sarcasm View Post
    The whole living doll thing is the thing of nightmares
    And it's spreading.

    http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/16...fe-barbie.html

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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Quote Originally Posted by D23 View Post
    Yup, and believe it or not, she's one of the less creepy Children of the Corn.

    Seriously, this doll looks more real:

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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    i'd nail her and her sister and probably her mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crankcall View Post
    i'd nail her and her sister and probably her mom.
    Me too. With a nail gun. To several trees. In a remote jungle.
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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    They spend more $ on hair & make up then we do on bikes.
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    Barbie girl: If it was offered up and I didn't have to really work for it, yes.
    Bank robber: Yup
    Cheerleader: Yup... And I look pretty young so she would likely be up for it lol.
    Curvy girl: Yep, she's probably the best lay out of all of them.
    And the rest of these dolls... I honestly think it would freak me out too much looking at their face so doggy or reverse cowgirl would be fine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rmemedic View Post
    Cheerleader: Yup... And I look pretty young so she would likely be up for it lol.
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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    So far I haven't seen a picture of any bird I wouldn't shag. I know where I've been and, believe me, its like looking at a Miss Universe line up so far for me.
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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Fiery254 View Post
    ... its like looking at a Miss Universe line up so far for me.
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