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    real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Me and my friends play a little game of "would ja".
    Specially on road trips...spot a female, decide how low you would go..."would ja". Sounds retarted i know, but fun. Typically played when really hung over.

    So would ja? I certainly would...

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    Marital status aside, **** yeah I'd be good for a couple of rolls in the hay, without any liquid encouragement. Might be a little plasticky, but it's not like I'd keep it around and introduce it to momma
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    Holy Crap! I cant believe how much she actually looks like the doll!
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    Actually.. she's not really proportionate to the Barbie doll. Here's an article that breaks down Barbie's measurements and how it would translate to a human.

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    I'd hit it alright...with a 2x4, repeatedly.

    She actually creeps me out.

    Seriously. Kill it with fire.
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    She seriously looks like a plastic person.

    But I'd probably still throw it in 'er.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr_sarcasm View Post
    I'd hit it alright...with a 2x4, repeatedly.

    She actually creeps me out.

    Seriously. Kill it with fire.

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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Girls that skinny tend to have a vag that looks like a package of bacon. No thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikbusa View Post
    Girls that skinny tend to have a vag that looks like a package of bacon. No thanks.
    I have the strangest boner right now, thinking about that...



    ...but I still wouldn't.
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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    Sooo....
    continuing with the game.

    Would ja:

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    I'd bang barbie chick, then rent her out to my friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RockerGuy View Post
    Sooo....
    continuing with the game.

    Would ja:

    Lee Grace Dougherty



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    Quote Originally Posted by killerkeith View Post
    When I looked at those mug shots the first thing i thought of was a bro-sis gang bang. To answer the question...only if she's handcuffed.
    I believe u might be the one end up being handcuffed
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    Quote Originally Posted by RockerGuy View Post
    Sooo....
    continuing with the game.

    Would ja:

    Lee Grace Dougherty



    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ted-woman.html

    Nope, and not even with your pee pee and killerkeith pushing.

    Hell. No.
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    Re: real life Barbi? "would ya?"

    How about that Bengals cheerleader?

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    Gross . No way I would touch that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Yes to both...even sober.
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    i totaly would... if anything just to say I plowed the barbie doll girl
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    no way....needs to be more busty and a bit more weight.

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    That's chicks a little too weird for my tastes, she looks like the baby mama for the children of the corn or sumthin. Some people just have nothing better to do with their money. Who do you think paid for all that surgery, her or some 90 year old oil tycoon in need of a trophy?
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