Wife Training

[FullMotoJacket]

There's a book that came out a few years back which pretty much explains the differences between men and women in detail. I think it's titled "Men Are From Mars, Women Wish They Had A Penis", or something like that.

Can you say penis in here? We'll find out soon enough, I guess.

[Gary]

Can you say penis in here? We'll find out soon enough, I guess.

Being a body part, sorta like head, it should be ok.

Just don't call anyone by that name.

[CruisnGrrl]

Being a body part, sorta like head, it should be ok.

Just don't call anyone by that name.

what if their folks were cruel? what should we call them then?

[Charly]

Looking for the reaction on the women on this forum

Watching as your ropes get real long.

(Actually some of you are pretty amusing.)

[CruisnGrrl]

Watching as your ropes get real long.

(Actually some of you are pretty amusing.)

it's funnier when they aren't fishing for the reaction.

[Gary]

what if their folks were cruel? what should we call them then?

I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you're asking, hence I have no answer.

(who's folks?)
(who is 'them'?)

[Gummiente]

I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you're asking, hence I have no answer.

(who's folks?)
(who is 'them'?)

She lost me there, too.

[ashkan]

Love the threat lol And yes, i hate it when women give that that complete BS about how you should love them for who they are. If a fat/ugly sloppy girl says that to me my response will be this. : no honey, i cant love a fat,ugly,sloppy girl otherwise i would love you for 'who you are'! lol (and yes it should be mutual but i think men are much more visual than women so women should keep up their appearance for their own good cause if a man is leaving you for your bad looks, the chances of a new man showing interest is as good as your odds for finding an honest politician)

[[evo]]

Guys need the trifecta - Smart, Sexy, Sane.

I'm short, gotz my fair share of a bit extra (aka fat) and ..... HAPPY!

If your wife is happy then not much YOU can do about HER weight until SHE wants to - itsa kinda funny thing about losing weight - gotta do it yourself. Hateful concept! lol

On the other hand I'm very active and looooove my life - especially the part of getting the hell out of Petawawa before boys like that end up in the army. Not ALL the ladies up there want to be baby mommas to you guys, hard to believe - I know.

There it is

[Freestyle72]

Guys need the trifecta - Smart, Sexy, Sane.



There it is

Isnt that similar to the fast, reliable, cheap pick 2.

Pretty sure same goes for women smart, sexy, sane pick 2.

[crankcall]

Actually the more i think about it I'd take a little chubby, maybe not the prettiest, possibly never a model, for a guarantee that she's not batshit crazy.
I can deal with anything except the crazy ones.

Like my dearly departed Grandma used to say, you can nail her arse 9 ways from Tuesday but at some point you'll have to sit across the breakfast table and have a conversation.

Anybody else ever find themselves going through mail on the kitchen counter at 6am in some chicks apartment trying to figure out what her name is? It goes so badly when you call them thier roommates name, or say "goodmorning, dear occupant"

[klr_guy]

I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you're asking, hence I have no answer.

(who's folks?)
(who is 'them'?)

She lost me there, too.

I'm guessing the hypothetical parents named their child 'penis' - what would you call them then?

[FullMotoJacket]

I'm guessing the hypothetical parents named their child 'penis' - what would you call them then?

Richard.

[SunnY S]

The "capable" wife.......

http://www.thestar.com/living/articl...ut-to-the-test