Got lot maintenance ?

[JohnnyP636]

So the practice spot was filled with piles of sand left over from the winter, and yesterday they were nice to clean it for us...Well not really for us, but we still appreciate it! LOL

First a 10 man crew with brooms

Then 2 street sweepers

SICK!

[jackson]

Bumba!!
We must have the sickest spot EVER!!

Thank You Management.

[JohnnyP636]

Yeah I still cant believe we are still riding there after all thats happened there...Whats it been 3 years steady now? We are spoiled with some of the best pavement and its maintained too...

[FiReSTaRT]

Yeah I still cant believe we are still riding there after all thats happened there...Whats it been 3 years steady now? We are spoiled with some of the best pavement and its maintained too...

Care to share that locations with the less fortunate riders?

Just kidding

[JohnnyP636]

Care to share that locations with the less fortunate riders?

Just kidding

Sorry man but I have to follow the lot commandments, specifically #3 and less newbs more boobs

10 STUNT COMMANDMENTS

1-Don't leave ANY garbage behind.(there's a dumpster right there)
2-If you spilled oil or left a mess last time...walk with a broom and shovel,
to pick up your oily dirt.
3-Be responsible for anyone you bring or tell.(less noobs...more boobs)
4-Keep all fast stuff to the west end.(even fiddys)
5-Fiddys should yield to Supersports everywhere.
6-Do not mix slow and fast.(fast only guys should not even be there,except to watch)
7-All bikes and cars should yield to trucks.
8-Parents always watch your kids.(they should stay behind parked trucks)
9-Don't crash into the wooden fence.
10-Have fun.

[FiReSTaRT]

Awww and I was gonna bring a few "stunnaz" from Winston Churchill & Dundas to teach you guys a few lessons

[JohnnyP636]

Awww and I was gonna bring a few "stunnaz" from Winston Churchill & Dundas to teach you guys a few lessons

People still go there? LOL

[jackson]

Awww and I was gonna bring a few "stunnaz" from Winston Churchill & Dundas to teach you guys a few lessons

Johnny, I call dibs on the first Kawi that these "stunnaz" write off... you can have the next one!!

[JohnnyP636]

Johnny, I call dibs on the first Kawi that these "stunnaz" write off... you can have the next one!!

Im going to put the fence on hindges, so bikes can pass right throu without damage

[jackson]

Sorry man but I have to follow the lot commandments, specifically #3 and less newbs more boobs

10 STUNT COMMANDMENTS

1-Don't leave ANY garbage behind.(there's a dumpster right there)
2-If you spilled oil or left a mess last time...walk with a broom and shovel,
to pick up your oily dirt.
3-Be responsible for anyone you bring or tell.(less noobs...more boobs)
4-Keep all fast stuff to the west end.(even fiddys)
5-Fiddys should yield to Supersports everywhere.
6-Do not mix slow and fast.(fast only guys should not even be there,except to watch)
7-All bikes and cars should yield to trucks.
8-Parents always watch your kids.(they should stay behind parked trucks)
9-Don't crash into the wooden fence.
10-Have fun.

Thanks for reposting this I lol!
I think it deserves a repost anually, especially for the spectators and squids.
Maybe we should move #9 up to #1...

[JohnnyP636]

Thanks for reposting this I lol!
I think it deserves a repost anually, especially for the spectators and squids.
Maybe we should move #9 up to #1...

I was just thinking about putting a piece of wood on the CNC and engraving the stunt commandments into it..LOL And nail it to the fence....

[FiReSTaRT]

People still go there? LOL

Dunno... Haven't been there since a brief stopover mid-last season.. There was a half-decent (numerically speaking) crowd.

Johnny, I call dibs on the first Kawi that these "stunnaz" write off... you can have the next one!!

I call the 3rd and free lessons as credit for providing you guys with a source of cheap parts

[JohnnyP636]

Dunno... Haven't been there since a brief stopover mid-last season.. There was a half-decent (numerically speaking) crowd.



I call the 3rd and free lessons as credit for providing you guys with a source of cheap parts

Im not going to lie, Ive passed through there every now and then just to see whats up....It used to be much larger hang out when it was more of a car hang out, down the street at the McDonalds and the coffee shop that used to be there...Back in those days the whole parking lot was full Wed nights, at least 5 years ago

[jackson]

I was just thinking about putting a piece of wood on the CNC and engraving the stunt commandments into it..LOL And nail it to the fence....

Ok Moses lol.
That would be too funny...then we can just refer any newcomers to the plaque!

Me: "Have you read the plaque?"
Noob:"No"
Me: "You gotta read it or leave"

[FiReSTaRT]

Im not going to lie, Ive passed through there every now and then just to see whats up....It used to be much larger hang out when it was more of a car hang out, down the street at the McDonalds and the coffee shop that used to be there...Back in those days the whole parking lot was full Wed nights, at least 5 years ago

Over the last couple of years, you could still see enough bikes on any given evening. Generally, it can be any mix of the following 3 categories:
1) Poserus Typicus - Bonus points for getting tires in the color that matches the plastics.. Heavy wax residue on riding gear
2) The "racer" - Goes up and down Dundas while bounching off the revv-limiter (in 1st)
3) The "stunna" - Able to get his front wheel 6" off the ground.. Due to the new street racing laws, they are a dying breed, so their skill and awesomeness will slowly disappear. The only thing left will be those parking lot hooligans who don't even share their spots with "legit stunnaz"
I'm sure they're all paying for James' house, machinery, boats coke and hookers
To me, it's a brief stopover to grab a cup of coffee on the way out to/back from an actual ride and be able to leave my old, dirty, bug-ridden bike in peace.

[JohnnyP636]

Over the last couple of years, you could still see enough bikes on any given evening. Generally, it can be any mix of the following 3 categories:
1) Poserus Typicus - Bonus points for getting tires in the color that matches the plastics.. Heavy wax residue on riding gear
2) The "racer" - Goes up and down Dundas while bounching off the revv-limiter (in 1st)
3) The "stunna" - Able to get his front wheel 6" off the ground.. Due to the new street racing laws, they are a dying breed, so their skill and awesomeness will slowly disappear. The only thing left will be those parking lot hooligans who don't even share their spots with "legit stunnaz"
I'm sure they're all paying for James' house, machinery, boats coke and hookers
To me, it's a brief stopover to grab a cup of coffee on the way out to/back from an actual ride and be able to leave my old, dirty, bug-ridden bike in peace.

At least bike guys dont bring lawn chairs like their at a camping ground lol

[FiReSTaRT]

At least bike guys dont bring lawn chairs like their at a camping ground lol

Don't give'em any ideas.. Based on their bikes' odos most of them live within walking distance of the plaza

[JohnnyP636]

Ok Moses lol.
That would be too funny...then we can just refer any newcomers to the plaque!

Me: "Have you read the plaque?"
Noob:"No"
Me: "You gotta read it or leave"

Ok Im half done, but I want to reword the commandments, so they match the roman numerals and tablet cutout LOL

So gusy please help me weword them so they are more like "thou shall not crash through fence"

Ive got some grayist coatings Im going to cover them with so they look kinda like stone...

[DA BOSS]

#9 is the best one

[TwistedKestrel]

10 STUNT COMMANDMENTS

1- Thou shalt not leave garbage behind. Seek ye the dumpster nearby.
2-Be that thou spilt oil or lefteth debris on the ground the day before, walk thyself alongst it with a broom and pan to remove it.
3-Thou shalt be held accountable for the sins of the company you bring.
4-Swiftly moving stunters must not leave the western lands.
5-Those riding fiddys must yield and submit to their supersport masters.
6-There shalt be a seperation of swift and slow moving stunters. Those that cannot tolerate those that are slower, begone!
7-All bikes and cars shall yield to trucks, lest they be smoten.
8-Parents must watch thine offspring, and keep them out of the fray.
9-Thou shalt not involve thyself with the wooden fence; it is forbidden.
10-Following all these laws shall fill you with joy and great pleasure.