Losing beer belly = gaining manly inches.
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I keep getting these e-mails..can anyone verify if this actually works?? Thanks.
"We must make an idol of our fear, and call it god." - Antonius Block
Losing beer belly = gaining manly inches.
If you trim the hedges, it'll give the illusion of looking bigger.
Ecto • 2006 Honda VeeFourRoad 800A (Pearl Black)
I'm too sexy for my turban.
It's the Least I Could Do
This motorcycle is simply too goddamn fast to ride at speed in any kind of normal road traffic unless you're ready to go straight down the centerline with your nuts on fire and a silent scream in your throat.
30lbs of fat loss = approx 1" of visible manhood gained.
There is a surgery that cuts the top supporting ligament for your penis so that when you become erect, more of the penis that is inside your pelvis sort of slides out... You will never point to the sky again after though. But still will get a full erection.
Date chicks who are 5' and under - you're manhood will look like John Holmes/Ron Jeremy standing next to her.
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If you can't go balls-deep, the rest is superfluous.
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- '05 Mustang GT (garage queen, Procharged @10PSI)
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If you have a small penis it should be easier to talk women into back door deliveries.
New to me for 2012.
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- '08 GSXR600
- '09 KTM RC8
- '05 Mustang GT (garage queen, Procharged @10PSI)
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I think the ligament just supports it from dropping down.
the vessels for a penis that make it erect, continue for approximately another 14" from the pubic bone I think. It's these vessels that give it the rigidity to perform and would prevent it from goin back in against resistance. Plus, there are a few more ligaments attached.
Most of the male porn actors have it, you can tell by looking at the base of the penis/pelvis on the upper part of the penis.
I have no idea why I know this lol.
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