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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    maybe the little bastard has rabbies

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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    Quote Originally Posted by SLaP View Post
    Last night I was talking to my neighbor, who said that he saw one of the squirrels with a baby in it's mouth on top of the porch roof!
    Quote Originally Posted by lucky2 View Post
    maybe the little bastard has rabbies
    You may be on to something. My neighbor does have a heavy accent. Babies.. rabies...hmmm!

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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    The picture of the squirrel peaking around the corner at your handy-work just kills me.

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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    Just leave a pile of hot pepper powder in front of his little hole.

    He'll either leave, or have a BBQ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by l33t Rider View Post
    Just leave a pile of hot pepper powder in front of his little hole.

    He'll either leave, or have a BBQ.

    Stopped reading at "hole" to wipe the coffee I spit out at the monitor.


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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    Quote Originally Posted by l33t Rider View Post
    Just leave a pile of hot pepper powder in front of his little hole.
    Squirrel: "Put what??? where???"


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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    What's with the 12 non-killing trap votes yet nobody explains why or where to put the animal after it's been trapped ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by mat2312 View Post
    What's with the 12 non-killing trap votes yet nobody explains why or where to put the animal after it's been trapped ???
    From the post above yours, I believe the answer is "Mexico".


    OMG, little hole...this is still providing entertainment for me.

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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    Quote Originally Posted by anka View Post
    From the post above yours, I believe the answer is "Mexico".


    OMG, little hole...this is still providing entertainment for me.
    "little hole"? Damn.... I meant "little whore". You know, the one he keeps in the roof.
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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    Please don't kill the squirrel. I mean..did u see the girl throwing puppies? Killing animals are bad!

    I say once you catch it, you can probably drive to someone you don't like and release it there... may it be your in-laws..your ex g/f..b/f...boss....
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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    PROBLEM: squirrrels

    SOLUTION: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-89yiueWNGo"]YouTube- Red Ryder Rifle[/ame]

    NOTE: Don't shoot your eye out.
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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    Quote Originally Posted by twinn View Post
    .50 CAL should do the trick
    Yeah, should do.

    Got that from Facebook.
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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    Quote Originally Posted by mat2312 View Post
    What's with the 12 non-killing trap votes yet nobody explains why or where to put the animal after it's been trapped ???
    You draft them and send them to Afghanistan. Geez...where have you been?

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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    Quote Originally Posted by unL33T View Post
    Yeah, should do.

    Got that from Facebook.
    Nice pea-shooter! That should do the job! LOL!

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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    Update: After much consideration of all the great ideas supplied by you all, my favorite being the one below...

    Quote Originally Posted by l33t Rider View Post
    Just leave a pile of hot pepper powder in front of his little hole.
    ...I decided to wait it out and see if the squirrels would vacate or at least move the babies. A couple of times a week I banged along the soffit in an attempt to make their life's miserable. Then one day after work, I banged for a few minutes until the two squirrels came out of the hole. At this point I filled the hole with steel wool, added a layer of wire and then sealed the deal with a piece of aluminum. I watched for a while, and at first the squirrels came and tried to get back in...



    ... but a few minutes later, they took off and didn't come back. I can only assume that they must have moved the babies, otherwise they would have been sticking around. It has been over a week and there has been no sign of any squirrels in or around the roof.

    EVICTED!!

    In a strange way, however, I kind of miss them <tear in eye>!

    Today, my wife said she had seen some suspicious looking squirrels in the neighborhood...



    Part Trois??? Dun dun dun!!!
    Last edited by SLaP; 09-22-2010 at 10:14 PM.

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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    exclusion is the only way to go. Did you know its illegal to kill a squirell? $5000 fine if your caught doing that lol. live trap seal the hole and release not more than 1 km away. used to be you had to take animals at least 3 kms away. but that was changed by the lefty environmentaists that thought that was too cruel. you took care of the problem as best you could.

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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    I start em off with an air rifle then finish them with some BBQ sauce and a fork!



    Big one is a rabbit, small one is a squirrel... Tasty enough that I actually have cooked up another!

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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    **Edit**
    Found the answer in another post


    Quote Originally Posted by Kokla View Post
    Air Rifles.
    Quote Originally Posted by mat2312 View Post
    Use a killing trap. If you were up north the problem would already be solved with a .22

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    I wonder what are the regulations on this because I have a air rifle that looks like a gun and I think my neighbors would go in a frenzy if they see that.

    I've had the neighbors called the cops already, they just never had the chance to bother me.
    Last edited by RockerGuy; 09-26-2010 at 11:42 AM.
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    Re: ****ing squirrels Part Deux!

    So you THINK you've evicted them, eh? I'd be looking around....FOR THIS:



    PS: that bbq photo made me hate myself a little, on account of my mouth watering.

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