Reply With Quote1) Don't pass me on the street on the inside.
2) If you can't handle riding behind a girl, don't ride with me.
3) Don't keep hitting your kill switch to make the cool popcorn sound. You are not cool.
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1) don't park so close to me that I can't get my bike off the kickstand without hitting your bike.
2) don't pass me in my own lane on the highway. That's stupid!
3) don't preach to me about gear. I have gear.......it's just at home!
end rant. Feel free to add to the list.
1) Don't pass me on the street on the inside.
2) If you can't handle riding behind a girl, don't ride with me.
3) Don't keep hitting your kill switch to make the cool popcorn sound. You are not cool.
Family members telling me that motorcycles are dangerous!
-> shut the **** up you ignorant fat aunt! Her cholesterol level is 100 times more dangerous than riding a motorcycle
That felt good!
2004 Kawi zx6r
If I can't handle riding behind a girl, it's probably due to sexual reasons as opposed to motorcycle related. I don't want to crash into a parked car or tree.Originally Posted by CrazyKell
2011 Yamaha R6 in Red
2006 SV650S - Sold
Don't spray your ****ing windshield wiper on the highway when I'm behind you, soccer mom w**re.
1) Don't keep telling me I should be flying through Traffic and lane splitting. I drive how ever the **** I want
2) Don't give me **** for riding with my jacket on hot days, you don't even have a freaking Bike
3) Don't tell me how dangerous motorcycle riding is, you cant even drive a ****ing car properly!
I think I'm done for now
Here is where I put my signature!!
2012 Candy Green Kawasaki 250cc
2000 Black Honda Rebel 250cc - Sold
Is this really a problem? What do they do to show their displeasure?
Last edited by Chaos; 07-28-2010 at 10:45 AM.
Stop trying to race me in your moms BMW
priceless but true!
Here is where I put my signature!!
2012 Candy Green Kawasaki 250cc
2000 Black Honda Rebel 250cc - Sold
sweet mother of god does that piss me right the fack off.
1) STOP telling me I only have one headlight on.
2) Hey dumbdumb at work who doesn't even ride, stop telling me to sell my bike because 'cbr' or 'gsxr' is cooler/faster/lighter/newer. You pay for it and I'll ride it like you're ex-wife did that security guard on the cruise ship.
/Rant
It's the Least I Could Do
This motorcycle is simply too goddamn fast to ride at speed in any kind of normal road traffic unless you're ready to go straight down the centerline with your nuts on fire and a silent scream in your throat.
1 ) Just because my mouth is open, doesn't give you the right to fly into it!
"They are spending $1.2bn on a gabfest on how to get government spending under control.
The irony seems lost on them." - About the G20
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish. – Anonymous
Maybe not for you but I've ridden with several guys who have "issues" with being behind. So they go flying by me only to park it in the corners. Very frustrating.
Damn! now thats a peeve!
Here is where I put my signature!!
2012 Candy Green Kawasaki 250cc
2000 Black Honda Rebel 250cc - Sold
Ooh i just thought of another one.
When it rains and at least 10 people in my office come by my desk and say "ride the bike today?" and then snicker. Um....ya....you're hilarious.
Thats what she said... lol...
Stop throwing your smokes out the window. Hate the ones that bounce up and hit you in the neck.
Anyone else ever notice the body position of a chick on a sportbike inevitably leads to discovering what type of panties she wears?
Or in some cases that she miss that part of the dressing process
Here is where I put my signature!!
2012 Candy Green Kawasaki 250cc
2000 Black Honda Rebel 250cc - Sold
amen
1. please STOP throwing your cigaret ends out the window and onto me!
2. No people, an XL185 is not a dirt bike. do you really think the Ontario government would give me a license plate for a dirtbike???
3. Dont tell me how many cc's my bike has to have or that your gona steal it when I'm not looking. You dont even know how to operate one, let alone know what a clutch is
1) I have no interest in knowing you are planning to get a motorcycle license next year, I don't care if you have been planning this for years and this year you have no money, when you get the license then I may be willing to let you practice in a parking lot, till then **** off!
Here is where I put my signature!!
2012 Candy Green Kawasaki 250cc
2000 Black Honda Rebel 250cc - Sold
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