ATGATT needed in China

[nobbie48]

I like to get to within 1' of a dumb punk (or group of dumb punks) walking down the middle of the road, double tap the shifter and take off just short of poppin' a wheelie. That usually gets'em back on the sidewalk. By the way I'm not talkin' about Beijing. I'm talking about a mostly European/"Canadian" (as in people of European descent, born in Canada and usually past 2nd or 3rd generation) neighborhood. You have asshats all over the world.

You are describing the typical grocery store parking lot in Etobicoke or Scarberia or just about anywhere in Canada. Ever notice how they waddle down the middle of the road in front of a car? Then they get all indignent if you toot the horn. Mooooove over Elsie.

[PinoyCruiser]

Nobody even slow down to look!!!!!

[FiReSTaRT]

You are describing the typical grocery store parking lot in Etobicoke or Scarberia or just about anywhere in Canada. Ever notice how they waddle down the middle of the road in front of a car? Then they get all indignent if you toot the horn. Mooooove over Elsie.

That's also a very good one. However, I was referring to young punks who walk down the middle of an actual street. Like WTF's goin' on in what passes for their hormone-ridden brains? At least watching them leap onto the curb from 4m away is a satisfying experience even though it does qualify as an HTA Sec. 172 violation
As for the mall strollers... I'm just waiting for the day when some of them piss off the wrong guy in the wrong kinda pickup truck. That'll give us a couple of weeks of peace.

[int15]

This is a seriously infuriating video.

[TorontoBoy]

Video #2 from the same person. Check out a car t-boning a donkey and a bad motorcycle crash.

http://www.youtube.com/v/3PzUbGjyRbg...rel=0&border=1

[Sushii]

Car/motorcycle insurance in china is very cheap... They also don't raise once you get into an accident. A lot of people get into accidents on purpose because then they will bring the damaged car/motorcycle into a buddies shop and the buddy will overestimate the repair cost and the insurance company will pay it. In the end, they will split the profit.

[FiReSTaRT]

Car/motorcycle insurance in Ontario is very expensive... They also raise the price even if you mention the possibility of an accident. A lot of people get into accidents on purpose because then they will bring the damaged car/motorcycle into a buddies shop and the buddy will overestimate the repair cost and the insurance company will pay it in addition to being involved in accident benefits scams worth tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars. In the end, they will split the profit with various crooks that assist with the scam.

Fixed

[Flashmonkey]

That's also a very good one. However, I was referring to young punks who walk down the middle of an actual street. Like WTF's goin' on in what passes for their hormone-ridden brains? At least watching them leap onto the curb from 4m away is a satisfying experience even though it does qualify as an HTA Sec. 172 violation

LOL I've done this once or twice...I try not to, but the results (provided you don't hit them) is fairly hilarious.

I remember this one time on a side street around my neighbourhood, I was driving along when a group of teenaged idiots started high-fiving each other in the middle of the road. I gave them a nice long honk as I went around them. I think one kid almost shat his pants....

[Demonaz]

Somebody edit that video with this song.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ"]YouTube- -Yakety Sax- Music[/ame]

[djltoronto]

Video #2 from the same person. Check out a car t-boning a donkey and a bad motorcycle crash.

http://www.youtube.com/v/3PzUbGjyRbg...rel=0&border=1

Watching that video, I feel for the poor poor Donkey..

[Howard2k]

Holy ****, do these people not open their eyes when they drive?

[El Zilcho]

Somebody edit that video with this song.
[...]

Here:

http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=QESfEd180rQ

[knowledge]

2:01

hahahaha. I can't stop laughing.

[arekzjawin]

I think its the ancient Chinese courage test. You look at your opponent and see who will escape the collision path first. Since Chinese are known for their courage sometimes none of the opponents give up, as the honour is the most important things in warriors life.

[drawmatic]

I think its the ancient Chinese courage test. You look at your opponent and see who will escape the collision path first. Since Chinese are known for their courage sometimes none of the opponents give up, as the honour is the most important things in warriors life.

LOL funniest f***** comment ever

[Wingboy]

I don't think that there are any stop signs or traffic lights.Survival of the fittest.

[FiReSTaRT]

I don't think that there are any stop signs or traffic lights.Survival of the fittest.

They are there, but are being ignored.

[Poser]

i wanna watch this video on a weekly basis.

i got so hot of laughter, i had to turn the fan on to cool down.

[Demonaz]

Here:

http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=QESfEd180rQ

Thank you sir!

[Katatonic]

Awesome video!